Turn Ons!

[hitch]

So what turns you on and why? I'm impuslive I know, but I'm interested to see...

[vashti]

Really, really SMART men.
Men who are masculine, but not cocky or arrogant.
Chest hair. Not like a rug, but in normal amounts.
Tall.
Men who aren't threatened by women who live up to their potential.
Quiet confidence.
Men who LOVE women. Or more specifically, A woman.
Sincerity.
Men who don't act like girls.
Facial hair, if it is well-kept.

[King Zarathu]

I love arrogance, personality, and a kickass smile. Love it.

[Mathias]

Really, really SMART men.
Men who are masculine, but not cocky or arrogant.
Chest hair. Not like a rug, but in normal amounts.
Tall.
Men who aren't threatened by women.
Confidence.

Hi.

[vashti]

Hi.

My list is growing...

[King Zarathu]

Really, really SMART men.
Men who are masculine, but not cocky or arrogant.
Chest hair. Not like a rug, but in normal amounts.
Tall.
Men who aren't threatened by women who live up to their potential.
Quiet confidence.
Men who LOVE women. Or more specifically, A woman.
Sincerity.
Men who don't act like girls.
Facial hair, if it is well-kept.

Funny, that sounds exactly like me!




Except for the arrogant part. At least I'm funny...and awesome.

[vashti]

Employed in a field they are proud of.
Protective but not smothering .
Good dancer.
A man who will look you straight in the eye.
Honest, but not cruel.
Politically aware.

[Mathias]

Damn.

No facial hair. See ya.

[vashti]

Sexually loyal.
Talented between the sheets.
Selfless lover.
Someone who doesn't need a lot of "stuff" to feel good about himself, but someone who will work hard to have the "stuff" that is normally associated with people his age. (No hippies who think they can live on love.)
A man who does not spend all his time analyzing himself. (Too much focus on self.)
Decisiveness.

[vashti]

Damn.

No facial hair. See ya.

I only like facial hair on men who are willing to groom it properly. Clean shaven is okay, too.

[Mathias]

I should take some Tylenol PM and give you guys the Texas chapter of my adventure.

[vashti]

I should take some Tylenol PM and give you guys the Texas chapter of my adventure.

Do you suggest we take some Tylenol, too? Is it that painful?

[Mathias]

Do you suggest we take some Tylenol, too? Is it that painful?

First three lines:


"So, this is going to get to the part of the story where this gets relatively serious. This is going to be very hard for me to write.

I've cried once over my 4 year relationship that ended. I've cried probably 7-8 times in my life. I'm feeling the tears well up as I'm typing.

So, in all seriousness, any words of encouragement for this would be really helpful."

[vashti]

Oh, god. I think I am gonna need more than Tylenol.... maybe a drink?

[Mathias]

Oh, god. I think I am gonna need more than Tylenol.... maybe a drink?

Yeah, this is the final chapter. It's a long one.