What is it that women really want, anyway?

[Jake Danger]

"No money, no honey" "Nice guys finish last" These sayings don't satisfy me. Is there something I'm not getting here? .

[vashti]

Go look at the "What turns women on?" thread.

[Mathias]

"No money, no honey" "Nice guys finish last" These sayings don't satisfy me. Is there something I'm not getting here? .

[Zarathu]They don't want a pussy.[/Zarathu]

Seriously. You don't have to be mean, but even with just your short post, I can tell what the problem is.

Stop being a pussy.

[King Zarathu]

Even women don't know what they want.

[Zarathu]They don't want a pussy.[/Zarathu]

HAH! I even have my own BBCode tags!

[Gigabitch]

"No money, no honey" "Nice guys finish last" These sayings don't satisfy me. Is there something I'm not getting here? .

Clearly, you're not getting any lovin'.

So, what can you do about it? You have options:

1. Become a total dick. Read all of Alex Nova's posts, follow his advice and you'll be well on your way.

2. Manage your expectations and come to terms with the fact that you may have to date 20 girls before you get a good one.

3. Take some time for yourself to be single and get into an "I don't have to have a woman" frame of mind. We like guys who can take care of themselves, and no, that doesn't mean I want to watch you wank on your webcam.

4. Examine what your idea of an attractive woman is. The above quotes sound like they might be coming from people no sane person would want to date anyway.

Giving the benifit of the doubt that you are, indeed, sane to begin with. Confirm?

[King Zarathu]

I still have my own BBCode tags!

[Jake Danger]

To Gigabitch:

Giving the benifit of the doubt that you are, indeed sane to begin with. Confirm?

You need to check out my profile for the answer to that one.

Actually I'm a whining hypocritical phony. I tell myself I'm a 'nice guy' because I spend most of my time on my all-too-rare dates acting like a self-effacing wimp who does exactly as he's told. I'm not really nice - after all, I'm not trying to make HER happy - I'm just trying to make her like ME, so I can be happy. And then I turn around and call that 'nice'. I'm so bitter...

[Gigabitch]

You need to check out my profile for the answer to that one.

OMG, how funny that I questioned your sanity befire I even knew that you questioned it as well.

Actually I'm a whining hypocritical phony. I tell myself I'm a 'nice guy' because I spend most of my time on my all-too-rare dates acting like a self-effacing wimp who does exactly as he's told. I'm not really nice - after all, I'm not trying to make HER happy - I'm just trying to make her like ME, so I can be happy. And then I turn around and call that 'nice'. I'm so bitter...

Well, at least you've come clean now. Anything else you'd like to confess?

[Jake Danger]

Yeah - I'm the guy who corrupted that televangelist who got caught fooling around just recently. He got so frustrated at what he learned from me that he finally went AC/DC

[Gigabitch]

Did you also sell him the meth?

[Jake Danger]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Gigabitch]

Oh, don't worry about it. We're all living wrong around here, anyway. Zarathu touches children, Aegis and Mathias have started a goat-lovin' rental service, Frasbee is a cross-dresser, TDurden is a hit man, Vashti and I are actually lesbian conjoined twins and I can't even tell you about Tiay.

We never speak of it.

[King Zarathu]

[itsmeyesitis]

they LIKE MEN
don't be a pussy, don't be arrogant, be cocky + funny
not a goofy funny either, be original, know your shit, and stay congruent with yourself
the best advice i ever got from a friend that is hard to use/comprehend is that act like YOU ARE THE CATCH. you're the selecter, numero uno,

[Mathias]

I'm sorry I called you a pussy.

Maybe, more like a feline.