There have been several girls lately that I have deemed worth my time. Yes, you read that properly. Several. Several for the King.
But here's the thing...I am scared shitless of rejection. SHITLESS! But that's a different topic.
I was talking to my friend, and she asked me, "Are you going to ask her on a date or ask her out?"
Me: "What's the ****ing difference?"
Obviously, asking her on a date would be considered dating, and asking her out would be like, "hey lolololzzz u wana b mah gf???? kk? kk lollollllll!!!11"
So, naturally, if I can skip the dating process and get to the "lolz gf" part of the progress bar, I'll do that in a heartbeat (ha! Irony). Now, how do I ask that question without knowing her really well or sounding like a ****ing 12 year old going, "HEYZ wanna go out w/ me ROFL!OL!OL!!OL!"
Seriously.