Ms Jane!
girl I knew there was something special about you....
But hey been there kinda. WOW to wtf I was thinking.
New girl on the block shows up at my neighbors...round house discussion amonst the three of us and the lack of sex we havent had...discuss pictures. Come to my house. This woman was insane. She started telling me she wanted to eat my pussy. WHAT THE **** CHICK! Back that ass up outta here!
Anyway the three of us started laughing and giggling and well Rolling Rock helped. But she kissed me...WTF
YUK YUK AND MORE YUK! She was so up on me I thought my gawd nasty whore. Horny little pshyco. I told her I didnt swing that way. My favorite comment from her was "I wont hurt you...you'll really enjoy a woman eating you out...I promise."
Ladies and Gentleman: this is not happening! Hell no, and didnt.
She finally got the hint when I had told her the only person touching me was one with a dick!
NO ONE NIGHTERS FOR ME man or woman.
But Jane damn girl that mustve been interesting as hell-where was my camera????????
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22-03-04, 07:25 PM #16
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everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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Squirley!! OMG!!! That would be completely freaky! Just think of the positives though, girls and guys think your attractive. Always a plus. lol.
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Wow. So basically, if I may sum it up (and correct me if I'm wrong) you were talking about your lack of sex with a friend and the new neighbor, and the neighbor starts making moves on you and eventually leans over and kisses you as you struggle cause it's against your will, and at some point the line "I wont hurt you...you'll really enjoy a woman eating you out...I promise." was said by your new neighbor hitting on you while your other girl friend watched?New girl on the block shows up at my neighbors...round house discussion amonst the three of us and the lack of sex we havent had...discuss pictures. Come to my house. This woman was insane. She started telling me she wanted to eat my pussy. WHAT THE **** CHICK! Back that ass up outta here!
Anyway the three of us started laughing and giggling and well Rolling Rock helped. But she kissed me...WTF
YUK YUK AND MORE YUK! She was so up on me I thought my gawd nasty whore. Horny little pshyco. I told her I didnt swing that way. My favorite comment from her was "I wont hurt you...you'll really enjoy a woman eating you out...I promise."
Put it in a suburban cul-de-sac, throw in a UPS delivery man saying "I've got a very large package for a Squirrely" and you have the makings of what could be the greatest porno ever. My God I need to write this down . . . .
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ROFL!!!! I am blushing now!! OMG you guys have no idea how BAD that really was for me! And yes...this chick wanted to get it on so bad Alexi I wanted to vomit!
That couldve been a good porn EXCLUDING MY ASS!!!everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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where's your sense of adventure Squirrley? Gotta be willing to try new things!
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Oh like the sheep and midgets uhh?
I dont mind experimentation just not with the same sex or animals! um let me think what else...
let me get back to ya on that one...everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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try it and if you don't like it send it back and we'll give your money back
.... what would life be like if I didn't touch anyones life....
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[QUOTE]I'll admit, sex is better if you've got some kind of emotional attatchment.[QUOTE]
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learn to succeed." "Oh and be careful what you do...you'll never know who's watching..."
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Originally posted by sfalexi
Put it in a suburban cul-de-sac, throw in a UPS delivery man saying "I've got a very large package for a Squirrely" and you have the makings of what could be the greatest porno ever. My God I need to write this down . . . .
Alexi
That is the funnest thing Ihave ever read.... LMFAO.. and how true is that?"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
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TOO Damn true! I thought that was pretty witty of him!
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haha! Awesome...
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where does all this humor come from??? hopefully not at my expense surely!!!
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... no .. never... um .. we wouldnt do that...
*looks around* ... nope.. not us..
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ROFL!
Anyhoo im off for the night, real bad stomach pains, for some odd reason...don't know. Catch ya all tomorrow.
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Yep I agree the sex with a one night stand is usually not that good. Women are so different, one likes it fast, one slow, some like to mix it up. some like direct stimulation, some round about. One nighters are a gamble, you kind of jump in and take your best shot but honestly with the variables your likely to either guess wrong about something or the girl does so it ends up at best mediocre and that's even rare. Sex is always better when you practice it with someone and talk about what was awesome and what was not really your preference then adapt.
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