jack-off sleeve

[anachronistic]

I'm thinking about getting a fleshlight. I'm sick of the hand technique. Not sure what texture to get yet, but I'm definitely going to order one off of the internet.

I don't want my mom to know I'm buying masturbation enhancers though. How can I be assured that she won't find out?

[joe1234]

Moms are like dog sniffers when it comes to finding hidden things, sooner or later she'll find out.

[anachronistic]

I don't care if she finds it. I just don't want a big truck with a gigantic dildo on the top pulling up in our driveway, which would humiliate me like no other.

[Gribble]

Usually companies that deal in sex toys are very discreet. No dude wants his mom/girlfriend/wife to find out he just ordered a blow-up doll with lifelike genitalia. It's pretty much a given that the item will show up in a plain, unassuming package off a UPS truck or something. Just be sure you're there to receive the package in person...

[anachronistic]

There could be a label on it..

[Gribble]

Yeah, but the label probably won't have anything incriminating written on it. Don't believe me, send an e-mail to the company you're thinking of ordering from and ask. It would be bad for business if the return address on the package read Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, New York New York. Dammit, now I need to go rent Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels....

[anachronistic]

Yeah, but the label probably won't have anything incriminating written on it. Don't believe me, send an e-mail to the company you're thinking of ordering from and ask. It would be bad for business if the return address on the package read Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, New York New York. Dammit, now I need to go rent Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels....

HAHAHA you're a ****in riot man!

That's a good idea, to mail the company

[tooxshort]

Yeah, a lot of companies stress how "discreet" their packaging is ... I wouldn't worry ...