Ever look at a person...

[Junket]

...while you're talking to them, and start thinking "I wonder how big this guy's dick is..."

or

"I wonder what her nipples look like."


?

'Cause I've done both.

[Gribble]

Never the first. Always the second.

[vashti]

Never the second. Sometimes the first, but not usually while in their presence.

[Junket]

Just today this guy was talkin' to me, and I kinda stopped listening, and I was like, "hmm...I wonder..." and I started imaginin' the dude naked with a big dick, then I imagined him with a little dick, and then he stopped talking and I realized I was supposed to respond.

That or imagining that person screwing/being screwed by somebody.

You know, 'cause that's simply something you don't see or hear about.

Everybody knows everybody else is doing it, but it's simply somethin' you don't see.

[Gigabitch]

I totally think this guy who works for the Forest Service here has a huge one. I don't know why I think that, and it doesn't make him any more attractive (he's yukky) but I'm convinced it's gargantuan, and I think about it every time I see him.

[Gribble]

Thinking about other dude's penises automatically makes you gay, Fras. I'm sorry.

[The Great OV!!!]

Never the first. Always the second.

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[Gribble]

I'm lost, OV-man.

[The Great OV!!!]

I'm lost, OV-man.

What? I am just saying the same thing as you did.

[enterprise]

1. never to my recollection

2. Depends on the person but ya defiantly

[Junket]

Thinking about other dude's penises automatically makes you gay, Fras. I'm sorry.

Maybe, but I think it's more penis envy than anything else.

[Tiay]

no, but I will now. just great, thanks ¬.¬

[Junket]

I wonder if any of my teachers have taken it up the ass?

Or sucked any dicks...

Now that's an interesting thought.

[anachronistic]

Yes. Both.

And now that sex is less appealing to me, I don't really care about if some guy is bigger/smaller than me, or what a woman's nipples look like (as long as they're not pierced, or out of proportion)

I'm happy with my penis. Not the biggest or smallest, but it's good-looking (except for these barely noticeable [2] dark marks. They look like fading bruises)

[anachronistic]

I wonder if any of my teachers have taken it up the ass?

Or sucked any dicks...

Now that's an interesting thought.

That's something I haven't thought of.


People actually having sex, I've thought of women.

Maybe you are bisexual.. or something. If you are, just learn to accept it.