Spazzin' Out

[Gribble]

Lunch time comes so I untangle myself from the aging Dells and iMacs which clutter my cramped, shitty-ass little cubicle, and I get the hell out of Dodge for a brief respite and something thoroughly disgusting to eat.

I head over to the Student Union, naturally falling in step behind a gorgeous brunette with one serious case of the badonkadonk. Once there I make my way to the food court, locate the shortest line. Taco Bell was the winner. Some twat with a neckbeard (I swear, it was like a ****in' neckbeard convention today) takes my order, and so I reach into my back pocket and withdraw... an iPod. WTF!?

To be fair I house my iPod in a leather case and it does kinda sorta look like a wallet, and I am kinda sorta half dead in the morning, but still. Jesus Christ. I pulled my stupid iPod out, opened the leather case, and stared blankly at the screen for a full thirty seconds. I felt like the biggest dork in the world.

That was until I started back to the EDCI building and saw a guy take a tumble down some concrete stairs. He grabbed his girlfriend and brought her down right along with him. Hah. Somebody ain't getting laid tonight.

[anachronistic]

haha that's a hilarious story. thanks for sharing

[vashti]

::points and laughs::

BTW - what is "badonkadonk"? Also, I think you write well. What sort of major are you again??

[anachronistic]

BTW - what is "badonkadonk"? Also, I think you write well. What sort of major are you again??

::points and laughes:: silly grownups.

badonkadonk is nice, curvaceous, premium ass.

[jurupa]

::points and laughes:: silly grownups.

badonkadonk is nice, curvaceous, premium ass.

For shizzle

[bluesummer]

This story amused me.

+1

[Gribble]

Also, I think you write well. What sort of major are you again??

Screw the stomach, that kind of talk is an express ticket to my heart. Thanks.

Journalism's my focus, but I minored in literature when I was an undergrad.

[Gigabitch]

Journalism's my focus, but I minored in literature when I was an undergrad.

Ahh. That explains your evocative use of the word "badonkadonk".

[Gribble]

"I like big butts, I cannot lie."
-Sir Mix-a-lot

See, I can quote, too. To hell with Shakespeare and Milton.

[vashti]

Journalism's my focus, but I minored in literature when I was an undergrad.

It shows.

Suddenly I am very much aware of the fact that this forum has no spell-checker function...

[Gribble]

Did I spell something wrong?

By the way, I suggest using [URL="http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/"]Firefox[/URL] for your web browser. The latest version includes an automatic spell checker. It puts little red ziggy lines under misspelled words, just like MS Word. Very, very useful.

[anachronistic]

Suddenly I am very much aware of the fact that this forum has no spell-checker function...

lazy ****ing emerican women. yall just sit on ur ass all day and eat chocolates.

firefox is great, i ignore the spellcheker ****tion. it kindoff annoys me because when i type in german (which is very oft) everything is underlined in red.

[Gribble]

i ignore the spellcheker ****tion.

I never would have guessed.

[vashti]

Did I spell something wrong?

Not you, silly! ME!

[vashti]

I tryd dwnlooding yer firefocks but still ken speel bad wit out any correxion.