Say its Christmas Eve. Your sitting down watching tv with your kids, and suddenly someone comes down the chimney dressed like Santa. You know damn well there is no Santa, but your kids think its Santa. So what do you do? Do you shoot his a$$in front of your kids? Or let him come in and take your sh it?
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25-05-07, 07:49 AM #1
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what would you do
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25-05-07, 10:52 AM #2
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I'd probably be like,"Kids ... go to your rooms and let Santa work ..."
then turn to the dude and say ,"Mutha****a, you better do some kind of magic trick or I'm bout to bust one on you ..."no autographs, please!
The more I see, the more I don't know for sure. - John Lennon
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26-05-07, 12:23 AM #3
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lmao i feel you
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26-05-07, 12:27 AM #4
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And I thought I was random...
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26-05-07, 12:52 AM #5
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my chimney would be too thin.
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26-05-07, 01:02 AM #6
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i'd light the fireplace and stuff his ass back up the chimney.
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26-05-07, 01:23 AM #7
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Santa isn't real?! :[ How dare you shatter my dreams.
Originally Posted by Spencer
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26-05-07, 03:03 AM #8
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you mean your fantasies? i've read your blogs. you want to **** santa. don't you? admit it. we all know. Originally Posted by Converse
"**** me santa! OH YES! RIGHT THERE!"
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26-05-07, 03:08 AM #9
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Eeeew.
Anyway, my nine-year-old would Tae Kwon Do his ass. She knows that Santa is an angel, that St. Nicholas lived long ago and that the smelly guys running around dressed up like him are imposters.Spammer Spanker
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26-05-07, 03:28 AM #10
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that's just like you. make your own children do all the dirty work. Originally Posted by Gigabitch
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26-05-07, 03:33 AM #11
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Hey, I'm the one who's gonna have to clean up the mess and hide the body later, so it's only fair. Originally Posted by lilwing
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26-05-07, 07:53 AM #12
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Originally Posted by lilwing
you mean your fantasies? i've read your blogs. you want to **** santa. don't you? admit it. we all know.
"**** me santa! OH YES! RIGHT THERE!"
Oh hell yeah I do, I want his red sacks in my mouth LOL!
Originally Posted by Spencer
