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    I guess I have to introduce myself...

    Hello to everyone. Where I come from, I am known as the "sexmaster" & others know me as the "Love Doctor". Most of my friends and their friends and their friends' friends ask me for love or sexually-related advice...

    I am very objective, specific, comprehensive, and straightforward in my discussions. I include scientific data, whether physiologic, psychologic, socio-economic, or spiritual, in all of my posts or replies to people who need it.

    But I am not here to do that; I came to this forum because as a mere human as I am, I have problems that I cannot solve no matter how objective or comprehensive I am. The world is like that: sometimes, you give answers to somebody else's questions, and sometimes, you need answers from others...

    I will start posting my questions as soon as I am done with these. I hope many of you will be my "Love Doctors" 'coz for the time being, this doctor is sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexmaster View Post
    I hope many of you will be my "Love Doctors" 'coz for the time being, this doctor is sick.
    that was a little on the lame side.

    so you're a SEXmaster, eh?

    "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes..." -Andy Warhol

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    Often, logic is irrational when it comes to "love".

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    Steve, yes... in a scientific sense of the word... you'll be surprised.

    And Frasbee, I couldn't agree more...

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    I think it's kind of funny that someone who calls himself the sexmaster also says he is objective.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    the only way to solve your problem could be summed up in one word, unification. yes, unification. when you combine all of your professions "love dr" and "sex master" you get, dr. sex love master at your service. and with a name like this, nothing go wrong.

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    i'll be your doctor. what kind of insurance do you have?
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    this guy is trying too hard to be cool, as it seems.

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    hey calm down wing, everyone can't be like me. try can only try to be great like the one and only "ILLUSIONAL"

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    I think I'm going to enjoy my stay here...

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    for the most part, everyone enjoys their stay here.

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    Vashti has already given me a reply to my problem... I like active forums. Sometimes, with everything you're doing, you get stumped somewhere and your brain just refuse to work. But I guess I will have to wait for more people to provide input. At least, Vashti's reply makes sense.

    ... oh, my problem is the longest post in the "Love Advice" forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexmaster View Post
    Vashti has already given me a reply to my problem... I like active forums. Sometimes, with everything you're doing, you get stumped somewhere and your brain just refuse to work. But I guess I will have to wait for more people to provide input. At least, Vashti's reply makes sense.

    ... oh, my problem is the longest post in the "Love Advice" forum.
    i am a member on a few forums, this one isn't the most active, but it's my favorite. it's got a diverse crowd, but it's cool like that.

    as far as responses go, one person can't always be right. you should wait for a few other people's responses, and make your decision based on your new thoughts. don't let our answers dictate your life for you.

    and welcome!

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    In other words, lilwing is jealous that you are considering my advice. Don't worry, though... I am usually right, and I am certainly right in your case.

    Don't worry lilwing... one day when you are grown up/old like me, and have some significant life experience under your belt, your advice will be taken more seriously, too.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    In other words, lilwing is jealous that you are considering my advice. Don't worry, though... I am usually right, and I am certainly right in your case.

    Don't worry lilwing... one day when you are grown up/old like me, and have some significant life experience under your belt, your advice will be taken more seriously, too.
    vashti, it's got nothing to do with you.

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