An ex.. right?

[anachronistic]

illusional, you're one dirty motha****a.

[Gigabitch]

.... an ex boyfriend who I had broken up with because he was too immature, and lacked experience in relationships. A few months later, and I notice how much he's changed

I am going to require some evidence of said change before I believe you at all. If the guy you've described is actually better than he used to be, I can't imagine why you ever dated him in the first place.

If you don't respect yourself, nobody else ever will. This is why I must castigate you harshly for apologizing to him on the phone from the party. NEVER DO THAT.

Josh is, unfortunately, an asshat. A bozo. A chucklehead. Not the kind of guy who gets to walk next to Kat and call her on the phone.

No, no, no. He is not worthy.