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    Tanning...

    My main problem right now is that I'm whiter than Michael Jackson. Well, not really, but I need to darken up.

    So, I want to go tanning, but I don't want to look like an idiot. What exactly do I do?

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    Can't you just go outside where you live when the sun is strongest?

    I was very white until I went on vacation, then I tanned quite well at the end of the trip when I stopped using sunscreen.

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    go fishing, do something manly. don't go to a damn tanning bed, whatever you do. go outside and have some fun. play basketball for christ's sake.

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    well is there a beach nearby in the area that you live in?? and unless you're in antarctica right now, i'm sure there is some light in your region of the world.

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    get a construction job. or roofing.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    get a construction job. or roofing.
    All of that is nice, but I'm in upper management, and I live in the north.

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    then go to a tanning booth.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    y'know Mathias, I have the exact same question. I'm tempted to just strut out with my bikini and lie down on a park bench somewhere. But I'd be horribly out of place, and pervvy guys would no doubt follow me around. meh :/
    The sun should be free damnit, I refuse to pay to lie in a tanning bed thing.

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    Go out and mow your lawn for an afternoon.

    Shirtless of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathias View Post
    My main problem right now is that I'm whiter than Michael Jackson. Well, not really, but I need to darken up.

    So, I want to go tanning, but I don't want to look like an idiot. What exactly do I do?
    I suggest have weekly swim in the afternoon. Just once a week. You should see some progress. I don't recommend tan 2-3 times a week. You don't want to get skin cancer, don't you?

    Be patience as well. You can't get instant result(unless you went to those special suntanning service) . Just relax and enjoy your swim. Let the sun do the job for you.
    "Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Go out and mow your lawn for an afternoon.

    Shirtless of course.
    Get over here and do some yardwork for me. Shirtless, of course.
    Spammer Spanker

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    haha one day at the beach for me, and i'm dark as hell. then again i'm not caucasian so i tan fairly easy.

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    i still have a tanline from my old hairstyle, haha. it looks like i am wearing a helmet.

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    i can easely litteraly bake if i try to tan for 1 day .

    wich i also haven't done yet... because i can't find a good way also .

    i was thinking of going to the park next to my place (wich is more like a giant field with a bike track around) . riding my bike there, put it next to a tree and just lie down with my mp3 and sunglasses for a good portion of the day, shirtless of course .

    would that be a good idea ? maybe lose the mp3 so my bike doesnt get taken ( i highly doubt it) lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Get over here and do some yardwork for me. Shirtless, of course.
    You gonna pay me?

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