A guys perspective on things - ask me anything

[Alloutornothing]

I enjoy these type of things. Im blunt and straight up and at times that can be bad but the truth hurts. I dont take sides because im not biased.

Feel free to ask me any questions i love to discuss & debate.

[vashti]

Why do males insist on leaving the toilet seats up?

And why can't so many of them clean up after themselves when they miss?

How do you hide a penis that won't stay down at inappropriate times?

[Vain]

Your not biased?

Every single human being is biased.

[Alloutornothing]

Why do males insist on leaving the toilet seats up?

So we dont have to lift it up the next time we handle our business

And why can't so many of them clean up after themselves when they miss?

That would involve work, plus anyhow the toilet fairy will be around to clean up after us.

How do you hide a penis that won't stay down at inappropriate times?

We are still searching for an answer on that one.

[Alloutornothing]

Your not biased?

Every single human being is biased.

I have to agree my wording wasnt carefully chosen.

I am open to seeing things from both side of the coin.

[Illusional]

how do you hide your dick?? just simple have a seat, literally, when it's standing up..

if you are meeting someone and you need to stand up, simply lean forward a bit and try not to make it too obvious.

any other questions vash??

raverboy

[anachronistic]

Why do males insist on leaving the toilet seats up?

And why can't so many of them clean up after themselves when they miss?

How do you hide a penis that won't stay down at inappropriate times?

1. so we don't pee on the seat.

2. clean up after what?

3. if we sit down slouched, it's more difficult to see the moose knuckle.

[vashti]

how do you hide your dick?? just simple have a seat, literally, when it's standing up..

if you are meeting someone and you need to stand up, simply lean forward a bit and try not to make it too obvious.

any other questions vash??

raverboy

Well, we know what *you* do, Illusional, but what about the guys with really BIG penises?

[okapa]

Why do males insist on leaving the toilet seats up?

And why can't so many of them clean up after themselves when they miss?

How do you hide a penis that won't stay down at inappropriate times?

This topic sounded funny so I'll try to help : D

1. I don't, I put it up to do what I have to, then I put it back in place.

2. Miss? A true man doesn't miss : P

3. Ah... Well, it's hard but if you wear jeans people don't notice...

[Illusional]

Well, we know what *you* do, Illusional, but what about the guys with really BIG penises?

awww shiet... that was a pretty good one, i'll get you back later for that one.

as for the guys with the really REALLY BIG penis... you'll have to turn to steve. i heard a rumor that she carries around a 16 inch dildo, but i have yet to confirm it.

raverboy

[anachronistic]

lol! i think guys that have a really big one either wear a cup to hold it all together or just let it dangle its way down the pantleg.

[Illusional]

that's why i wear baggy pants, i gotta leave some room for my friend to dangle.

raverboy

[Junket]

What kind of physiological changes are necessary for an organism to thrive in a methane heavy atmosphere?

[anachronistic]

What kind of physiological changes are necessary for an organism to thrive in a methane heavy atmosphere?

lungs of steel?

[Jimmy1218]

penis of steel?