Whats it like to have a penis?

[shakey]

Just curious what its like having a penis.. Being a girl I can only imagine what its like.

Does it often get in the way? I mean is it awkward when sitting, cycling, wearing tight pants?

Would you change anything about it if you could? There was a show on awhile back about penis plastic surgery, and it sounded really strange to me, but maybe some guys like girls want to improve their body and their penis is the main thing they're unhappy with?

[boobaa]

I think most of the men agree that people should be naked, especially when mentioning the topic of position of penis and awareness of it.
If it gets enough air and is not cramped up, its fine, but I hate it when its suffocating. I want to live.

And I wish that toilet pots were a bit bigger also, its really disgusting when the tip of the penis touches the wall, eek.

[LostNotFound]

what i always find intriguing is that does a penis just like fold up? what does it do when its not erect? shrivel back to snail size?

[Tedel]

mm... I don't find it akward. I was just born with it. What's a little uncomfortable sometimes is when you can't sit down very well and you end up putting some pressure on your testicles, like when cycling.

Yes, when it isn't erected you can fold it a little to make it fit in your underpants (at least I do).

Does this help?

[DoesntMatter]

I used to ski drunk, and the combination of cold and liquor would shrink your dick a LOT

When you are standing, your penis goes down between your legs but farther in front of them, so it's not squished up but just bent down

Without my penis I don't know what I do for the first 10 minutes of a shower

[miSSleepy]

what i always find intriguing is that does a penis just like fold up? what does it do when its not erect? shrivel back to snail size?

I know you're a virgin and everything but haven't you ever even just SEEN a penis? TV? magazines? anything?

It doesn't fold up, it just ... sits there, like the balls do. A lot of peniseseseses (penii??) are not that much longer than the balls are when not erect. It's up to the guy though where he tucks it all in his underwear

[Mish]

Just curious what its like having a penis.. Being a girl I can only imagine what its like.

I admit it, it's time for girls to finally understand the true marvels of having a penis.

Nothing in the world is like it. It's like being in paradise. It's like having super powers and knowing you can use them at any time you want. What a profound sense of prosperity and general well being stems from this knowledge alone.

Ah, what a wonderful feeling it is to have a penis!

[DoesntMatter]

I admit it, it's time for girls to finally understand the true marvels of having a penis.

Nothing in the world is like it. It's like being in paradise. It's like having super powers and knowing you can use them at any time you want. What a profound sense of prosperity and general well being stems from this knowledge alone.

Ah, what a wonderful feeling it is to have a penis!

The funny thing about this is that he isn't kidding

[Only-virgins]

I'm happier with the fact that I don't have to give birth, ever.

[anachronistic]

I admit it, it's time for girls to finally understand the true marvels of having a penis.

Nothing in the world is like it. It's like being in paradise. It's like having super powers and knowing you can use them at any time you want. What a profound sense of prosperity and general well being stems from this knowledge alone.

Ah, what a wonderful feeling it is to have a penis!

Just wait until gilded penis statues are placed in everyone's home in order to be worshiped.

[Illusional]

Just curious what its like having a penis.. Being a girl I can only imagine what its like.

Does it often get in the way? I mean is it awkward when sitting, cycling, wearing tight pants?

Would you change anything about it if you could? There was a show on awhile back about penis plastic surgery, and it sounded really strange to me, but maybe some guys like girls want to improve their body and their penis is the main thing they're unhappy with?

think of it this way... does your boobs ever get in the way?? is it awkward when you're sitting, cycling, or wearing tights pants??

my dick is another part of my body that i have adapted to and we get along quite well, thank you very much.

raverboy

[vashti]

I'm glad I have breasts instead. They are prettier.

[Illusional]

that's because not everyone has a dick my me. goddamn thing is so freaking spoiled, that i have to wake up early just to perm it's hair, wash its face, and powder down the entire thing.

raverboy

[LostNotFound]

I know you're a virgin and everything but haven't you ever even just SEEN a penis? TV? magazines? anything?

It doesn't fold up, it just ... sits there, like the balls do. A lot of peniseseseses (penii??) are not that much longer than the balls are when not erect. It's up to the guy though where he tucks it all in his underwear

there was a point where i joined a more explicit forum and 99% of guys had their fully erect members as their avatar pics. so yes i have seen them in that way. some really grossed me out.

[miSSleepy]

there was a point where i joined a more explicit forum and 99% of guys had their fully erect members as their avatar pics. so yes i have seen them in that way. some really grossed me out.

really? what forum is this?
*grabs a pen*