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Last edited by Maxx2008; 10-04-08 at 12:52 AM.
Oh, my God. These made me laugh. I was just talking to a friend this morning about this guy who had a massive crush on me in high school and beyond and why I never gave him a chance, since he wasn't horribly ugly or anything. My reasons were these:
1) He had tinted glasses and I thought they made him look like a pedophile (yes- my exact choice of words).
2) He wore cologne, and that was a big turn-off. I find cologne to be really vile, no matter how small an amount you use.
3) He didn't have the cojones to talk to me himself and got his sister, who was a friend of mine, to talk to me for him.
You're hitting two out of three, there, Hoss. Your name wouldn't happen to be Scott, would it?
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Ha ha, I didn't really mean tinted glasses though. Mine aren't tinted. They are real sunglasses. I agree the tinted ones look dumb. I just wrote that in a hurry and didn't express myself correctly. English not being my native language didn't help either. :p So yeah what I meant was getting sunglasses which correct your vision. But I find it annoying when people wear them inside buildings or at night.
I only thought cologne could get annoying if used too much. I use a very small unnoticeable amount, but there are people out there who need to use plenty of it, even if they shower twice a day. I'd rather smell cologne than sweat.
Getting someone to hook you up with a girl is a big no-no. What did you say to his sister?
I kind of like the mandolin in this video.
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Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I said, "I'd rather date you." After the initial moment of "Jeeze, is Giga actually a lesbian?", she got the point and went over to tell him he had blown it.
I have prescription sunglasses too because they're super fabulous.
I'd like to add something to the list: be nice. Really. It's hugely attractive. Chicks dig it.
Spammer Spanker
Yes, being nice is important. I was just concentrating more on your appearance.
Shave every day?
Hell no!
My girlfriend jumps my bones with I got a good 5 o'clock goin' on that fade into my side burns.
You are a teenager for sure, everything you've described makes you sound smarmy.
""The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach out for more. It plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds."
Let's break this guy down.
I enjoy that kind of thing.
I hate tag and axe...people just overuse it and it reminds me of the locker room in highschool that smelled like ass. I use cologne every now and then, just not a lot. No more than two sprays. I like my polo blue, not overpowering and clean smelling.
As for old spice, I used to use it and I liked the scents as well. But I'm a heavy sweater and it really wasn't cutting it. Mitchum is the only stuff I can use now plus it's the strongest antiperspirant I can find that isn't a prescription, and even still I sweat a bit with it.
Oh ya, and any type of makeup or cover up is just going to make acne worse for you. So I recommend against it. Also a bit weird for a guy to be using powder.
You also said use cologne if you have a sweating problem. What is collogne going to do for your sweating? Mask your stench? And I'm a bit curious as to the "natural good looks." Post a pic and let us decide.
Last edited by 1averagejoe; 09-04-08 at 01:49 PM.