What is it with you girls?

[bohemiandonut]

Are you that excited by formalities?

Okay so little ex girl finally came up to talk me while I sat alone in the Indian restaurant. Mind you I know she's been avoiding walking anywhere near my house for the past 4 months, altering her whole route map to ensure no glimpses of me studying on the porch.

But she comes in just all smiles and greetings, freezing my fork mid-gosht. "What'd you get?" "How are you?" "How is school?" "How are you?"

Am I just that much of a sociopath that this type of meeting with an ex doesn't strike me as exhilarating?
Is she just going through the motions?
Is that what you do?
Or does it make sense to suddenly collapse a semester of no contact into some sort of cute chat?
Is that fun?
Necessary?

Mind you she looked quite immature for my current sensibilities.

[vashti]

You've sure got it bad for her, don't you?

[GrkScorp]

You've sure got it bad for her, don't you?

Yup.., definitely seems like it.., just don't know why..

- Great ball massage during handjobs?
- Knew how to use both hands on it well?
- Gave herself facials & swallowed?
- No gag-reflex?
- Three tits?

I don't get it.., what was so special about her?

[bohemiandonut]

Dear readers,

Please treat our questions as legitimate.

Thank you.
The Management.

[Gigabitch]

Newsflash: Girls are hormonal and insane. Boys are as dumb as dogshit, and easily baffled. Baffling boys is fun for girls if they're feeling particularly meddlesome.

So no, it wasn't necessary, but it was amusing.

You have GOT to move on. She can't be the only girl in the world with three tits.

[DoesntMatter]

I bet this girl is fuccking hot if she has such a grip on donut

[DoesntMatter]

yeahhhhhh nevermind

[misombra]

what a dumb ****ing bitch.

[anachronistic]

Newsflash: Girls are hormonal and insane. Boys are as dumb as dogshit, and easily baffled. Baffling boys is fun for girls if they're feeling particularly meddlesome.

So no, it wasn't necessary, but it was amusing.

You have GOT to move on. She can't be the only girl in the world with three tits.

The minds of children.

[bohemiandonut]

Maybe she is the one who needs to move on. Hmm? Yeah.

[anachronistic]

No, it's the other way around.

[bohemiandonut]

The minds of children.

No, it's the other way around.

Oh, go crap on somebody else's chest, vingmeister.

[vashti]

Maybe she is the one who needs to move on. Hmm? Yeah.

She wants to make sure you don't forget her. I agree - she needs to move on (so YOU can move on).

[IndiReloaded]

Newsflash: Girls are hormonal and insane.

Thank you. After last week at work I'd have to agree.

I had to tell a woman last night at a shop to lay off the poor young clerk. Then she started on ME & her husband (embarrassed) had to drag her away.

I'm firmly of the opinion that ALL these type incidents should be called out by any observer as soon as you see them (in other words, don't leave it up to business staff or police). People need to be reminded to control themselves better... its not like there's going to be any fewer of us on the planet anytime soon.

[IndiReloaded]

Maybe she is the one who needs to move on. Hmm? Yeah.

Tell her straight off you are willing to speak to her if she will remove her shirt & bra first.