It's the most valuable present I've ever bought before. I'm sending it in the post tomorrow. It's for his 21st. It's a 9 inch vibrating kind, that comes with a bottle of lube. The entire dildo feels and looks amazing under the light. But it's fairly resilient, so we should be able to use it day-to-day. I'm going to be tossing and eating lots of salad for the rest of the month but I don't care. I can't wait till he opens it.
In other good news, my star is rising quickly at work. They gave me a five pound voucher today I was able to redeem at Home Depot for a toilet seat and ice cream cones. They hinted there was more where that came from. I've only got one cone left.
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11-05-08, 09:35 PM #1
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I just bought Karl a black vibrating dildo
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11-05-08, 09:37 PM #2
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(parody and imitation is one of the best forms of admiration)
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11-05-08, 09:39 PM #3
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I kind of doubt he would enjoy a dildo as much as Kristen would enjoy a diamond necklace, but I guess you never know.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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11-05-08, 10:14 PM #4
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when i saw this i thought it meant squirrleys son karl.
and i was like wtf? squirrley bought her son a dildo!!
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11-05-08, 11:54 PM #5
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I wouldn't even mind if this was clever or funny somehow. It's just so f-cking lame.
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12-05-08, 01:12 AM #6
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Haha! When I read the title, before I opened the thread, I already knew it was an imitation! Toilet seat and icecream cones!
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12-05-08, 01:19 AM #7
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what kinda guy would want a dildo??
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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12-05-08, 02:25 AM #8
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[url]http://www.usdreams.com/photos%20achievers/SimmonsRP44KS.jpg[/url]
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12-05-08, 02:26 AM #9
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Well said.
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12-05-08, 04:06 AM #10
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You can buy ice cream cones at Home Depot? Originally Posted by Imsomeones
no autographs, please!
The more I see, the more I don't know for sure. - John Lennon
Life is ... Too Short.
"It seems we living the 'American Dream', but the people highest up got the lowest self-esteem. The prettiest people do the ugliest things ... for the road to riches and diamond rings."
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12-05-08, 07:12 AM #11
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ok, let me rephrase that. what kinda straight guy would want a dildo??
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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12-05-08, 07:26 AM #12
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Can I borrow it when Karl is done?
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