Do you ever wake up at night

[Junket]

I had a dream that I screwed some other girl in the ass.

It turned out to be a wetdream.

Amy was less than pleased.

[Cain]

I wouldn't worry. I'm pretty sure that is a common one.

Apparently, my dream self is an absolute asshole. She came to visit me and I took her to a friend's house, but all my friends there called her by my other gf's name. They thought it was funny and they were laughing and she wanted to leave but I told her I was staying and she could leave.

Well, shortly after, my other gf gets there and I tell her that me and (my real girlfriend) this girl are just friends but she thinks we're more and that she's crazy. So my other gf tells her we've been dating for three years and the she needs to leave me alone, etc... so, the girl (my real gf) leaves.

She calls my home and tells my mom what happened and my mom comes to pick her up and while in the car tells her that she likes her, but thinks that me and my other gf are a better fit. And apparently, she was crying hysterically in the dream.

So, I'm apparently a cheating asshole with another gf in dream land. My only question is... is the other girl hot?

[Only-virgins]

your bed-buddies

eh?

[1averagejoe]

I had a dream that I screwed some other girl in the ass.

It turned out to be a wetdream.

Amy was less than pleased.

Wet dream? Man I haven't had a wet dream in years. I can only recall 2 in my entire life.

So did you make it up to her and screw her in her ass?

[boobaa]

Mmm Mmmm



The chemical causing hallucinations in morning glory is the precursor to LSD

Yes, LSA, smartass, but it is amongst other chemicals, the ones that are meant for animals who want to chew them, the ones that cause nausea and pain Damn, today was supposed to be the day when I eat those seeds, but I am still at home eating my porridge, no blood puking day today I guess.

[DoesntMatter]

Boobaa, if I had to lose my virginity to a guy, I would want it to be with you

[vashti]

I had a dream that I screwed some other girl in the ass.

It turned out to be a wetdream.

Amy was less than pleased.

LOL! Did you TELL her??!

[Junket]

Yeah.

I was half asleep when I did.

I regretted it later.

[vashti]

Hahaha! I bet you did!

This thought is pretty much going to make my day. Thanks for the laugh, Fras.

[misombra]

lol i can't believe you told her that.

[CAM]

I never wake up at night with it...usually, it is Morning Woody. I remember my Army drill instructor used to say, "All real men wake up with a hard-on."

But in terms of bed buddies...I only sleep with women and they don't seem to mind

[Mish]

My flat mate had a dream that my other flat mate turned into a zombie and attacked us, then we had to fight him off with knives and chairs, but we won in the end.


Not sure how that fits into this thread.

[Lipp]

As far as I know, when we sleep the body makes a check-up on that internal organs are working properly, and guys usually wake up with a hard-on because it's the last on the list.

[vashti]

I think that noradrenaline inhibits erections during the day, and when you are sleeping, your body isn't secreting any, so you end up with erections.

[CAM]

As far as I know, when we sleep the body makes a check-up on that internal organs are working properly, and guys usually wake up with a hard-on because it's the last on the list.

I think it is because men's testosterone peaks in the morning hours. Actually, Morning Woody is harder than at any other time. Apparently, sleep is more arousing than sex? LOL