Does anyone know

[DoesntMatter]

Does anyone know much about having sperm frozen? Such as, how much it costs, the quality after time, how long it can be frozen, and what you can stipulate to be done with it should you die

[anachronistic]

You can always ejaculate into a crisco container and put it in the freezer, lol.

What is going through your head right now? I am scared.

[DoesntMatter]

So if I contract HIV or something while fuucking a prostitute I can still have children

[Cain]

So if I contract HIV or something while fuucking a prostitute I can still have children

I don't know why... but I giggled. Way to think ahead!

[anachronistic]

Why would you pay money for something you can get for free?

[DoesntMatter]

Why would you pay money for something you can get for free?

OMG Don't say that!! Every time I hear that, I die a little on the inside. Because I CAN'T get it for free

[anachronistic]

OMG Don't say that!! Every time I hear that, I die a little on the inside. Because I CAN'T get it for free

You need to have your attitude rewired. Do I need to remind you that you are a Chemist student at one of the top universities in the world and you can carry on an interesting conversation? You got the goods, you got the guns.

Talk the talk and think the thought... then you got the shit.

Any woman that turns you down is a ****ing moron, and I'm serious as a heart-attack.

[DoesntMatter]

Chemist student at one of the top universities in the world and you can carry on an interesting conversation?

That is one of the greatest contraceptives known to man

[Junket]

Join AmeriCorps.

There's lots of wholesome, as well as slutty chicks there.

Even better that the females outweigh the number of males.

[anachronistic]

You'd regret following through with that idea, DM. Don't feel embarrassed that you're still a virgin. Sex isn't that big of a deal at this time in your life. Any desperate attempts to try and get it - you might really regret.

[IndiReloaded]

Just google it, kiddo. The recipe should contain glycerol, serum & DMSO.

[Mish]

OMG Don't say that!! Every time I hear that, I die a little on the inside. Because I CAN'T get it for free

What have you done to get it for free so far?

[DoesntMatter]

Trying to get to know girls and get them to like me, because aside from a prostitute, the only way I'm gonna get laid is if a girl REALLY likes me and is my girlfriend. Because if they only somewhat like me or like me, they will get rid of me for being a love noob, so I need someone who really likes me. Which may be near impossible

btw I looked into the costs of getting sperm frozen, and it is around $100 for the initial deposit and another $200 per year

[Citycat]

Don't do it. If you have a son he'll inherit the jinx "can't get laid" gene!

[DoesntMatter]

What have you done to get it for free so far?

Oh but as to what I HAVE done, I used to hit on girls a LOT more in high school, but that was all a pretty shitty endeavor that led to tons of awkwardness and distrust and dislike