Less than 1 week

[DoesntMatter]

Of summer classes are left! Yeah! Then I get to visit my older sister in Michigan, my family is taking a mini vacation there for a long weekend, and then Cedar Point, which has awesome rollercoasts like the Top Thrill Dragster, I've only been on it once because the lines were so long last time

And my uncle called me today, my cousin is getting married Aug. 30th and that is the first weekend after classes so I thought I wouldn't be able to make it, but he gave me an early birthday present and bought me plane tickets so I could go. So I get to see my cousins, aunt and uncle, and grandparents from Indiana! And most surprisingly of all, I get to see my one uncle who I see like once every 3 years because he was always busy as hell when he was a surgeon in private practice and then he's been in Iraq forever. Gonna be a great end of summer

[anachronistic]

The first time I rode the dragster, was in the very front, in the rain, lol. That was some fun shit.

[Gigabitch]

I hope you get laid at the wedding, DM.

[DoesntMatter]

I hope you get laid at the wedding, DM.

Haha I guess you're talking about my cousins friends? Yeah that'd be off the hook. Unfortunately I can't stay out too late because I have to leave for the airport at 6am the next day

[Gigabitch]

I don't think we have to worry about you going for hours and hours. Three minutes would be a miracle, in your condition.

[DoesntMatter]

I don't think we have to worry about you going for hours and hours. Three minutes would be a miracle, in your condition.

Maybe 3 minutes for the first pop. But I guarantee I wouldn't lose ANY wood whatsoever and would be all over her immediately after blowing load number 1. I can practically do that masturbating now

[Gigabitch]

I'll bet your right arm looks like Hellboy's.

[DoesntMatter]

I just tell people I play tennis

[Cain]

Of summer classes are left! Yeah! Then I get to visit my older sister in Michigan, my family is taking a mini vacation there for a long weekend, and then Cedar Point, which has awesome rollercoasts like the Top Thrill Dragster, I've only been on it once because the lines were so long last time

And my uncle called me today, my cousin is getting married Aug. 30th and that is the first weekend after classes so I thought I wouldn't be able to make it, but he gave me an early birthday present and bought me plane tickets so I could go. So I get to see my cousins, aunt and uncle, and grandparents from Indiana! And most surprisingly of all, I get to see my one uncle who I see like once every 3 years because he was always busy as hell when he was a surgeon in private practice and then he's been in Iraq forever. Gonna be a great end of summer

Dude, when are you going to Cedar Point? My GF is going to be here on August 18th and we're probably going to Cedar Point on that following Friday... which would be the 22nd.

[DoesntMatter]

Haha that would be awesome if we there the same day, but I'm going to be there on I think Tuesday

[Cain]

Haha that would be awesome if we there the same day, but I'm going to be there on I think Tuesday

You need to go on Friday so I can help you find a woman.

[DoesntMatter]

Does your girlfriend have any friends that are going?

[DoesntMatter]

Now that we are IMing if you answer this I will consider you an ass

[Cain]

Does your girlfriend have any friends that are going?

Nah. It's just me and her.

Her friends aren't driving 4 hours just for a day.

[DoesntMatter]

They would if you told them a gargantuan cock awaits them