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    It's Getting HOT in Here!

    For all the lovers out there, let's see if you can make the ladies HOT! Can you describe your best performance in bed? What sexual act does your GF enjoys the most? Have you ever made her squirt? Or was she faking it?

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    I could shoot myself. When reading your post title, I finished it with "So take off all your clothes."

    Loathe that song. Detest, dislike, hate it. However you want to put it. And now it is stuck in my head. CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!
    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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    I am... getting so hot... I wanna take my clothes off!
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherriBlossomGirl View Post
    I could shoot myself.
    record please and youtube it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    I am... getting so hot... I wanna take my clothes off!
    Don't record please and don't Youtube it.
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Ladies, what makes a man good in bed? Is it the way he lick our clit? I don't know about you, but I hate it when he chews on it like bubble gum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love Portion #9 View Post
    Ladies, what makes a man good in bed? Is it the way he lick our clit? I don't know about you, but I hate it when he chews on it like bubble gum!
    Aren't you one? why ask if so?
    "Why are you an atheist?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love Portion #9 View Post
    For all the lovers out there, let's see if you can make the ladies HOT! Can you describe your best performance in bed? What sexual act does your GF enjoys the most? Have you ever made her squirt? Or was she faking it?
    I don't really get to make a lady "HOT" as I just as you live in Illinois...you know...

    population of hot women: 0
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    record please and youtube it.



    Don't record please and don't Youtube it.
    You are an antagonistic prick. I dun think I like you. Good thing that this is the internet and I don't have to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherriBlossomGirl View Post
    You are an antagonistic prick. I dun think I like you. Good thing that this is the internet and I don't have to.
    Oh come on, I'm not that bad. at least I DUUUUUUUN think so.
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    I moved to Illinois. I am originally from the Southern Parts. But I am surprise that the men that have responded can not describe how they turn a woman on..must be weak, huh? Okay, I will start first. I enjoy 'toss salad' and a man really have to know what he is doing to make me cum. For example, I like to feel his tongue in my ears, my neck, and in between my womanhood. If he is shy or lacking experience, don't even start because he will get his feelings hurt. If he is not swinging, just put his tongue in it! ...TLC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    Oh come on, I'm not that bad. at least I DUUUUUUUN think so.
    Of course you don't think so. And even if you did, would you admit it?
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    Blah. Chewing on a clit makes it stretch and it would eventually start looking like a piece of chewed up nicotine gum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love Portion #9 View Post
    If he is shy or lacking experience, don't even start because he will get his feelings hurt.
    Are you too lazy to teach a guy what you like and want, you lazy ass cunt of a bitch? Or do you expect him to shoot magical streams of pleasure out of his fingertips and tongue? Do you think his palates are tuned to find your nerve endings sweet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love Portion #9 View Post
    I don't know about you, but I hate it when he chews on it like bubble gum!
    ... O.O CHEWS on it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    Are you too lazy to teach a guy what you like and want, you lazy ass cunt of a bitch? Or do you expect him to shoot magical streams of pleasure out of his fingertips and tongue? Do you think his palates are tuned to find your nerve endings sweet?
    Actually, I pretty much agree with this. No one is magic. No one can read minds. What one girl likes, another might hate. There are girls that seriously LOVE getting eaten out. There are those that really aren't that into it. There are girls that don't like to experiment sexually. There are those that want you to stick it in their butt while they rub a kitten on their nipples. (okay, so I've never really heard of anyone who likes to do that ) How is he supposed to know if you don't communicate it? (and vice-versa) Do you have a fetish? Tell him. Does he have a fetish? Indulge in it. Since when did it become a bad thing to communicate what you enjoy sexually? What's he supposed to do? Sit there and guess? LOL!

    I guess I'll try this and hope she likes it....

    Gah!!! Wtf are you doing?!?

    I dunno, I thought you might like that.

    Get the **** out.

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