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17-10-08, 08:17 AM #1
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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin
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17-10-08, 08:58 AM #2
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Does it work on people?
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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17-10-08, 09:21 AM #3
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Lol it reminds me of the huge drunken tool jaywalker who pounded on the hood of my car, after I stopped for him in the middle of the road. I honked my horn and he tossed his cookies right there in front of all his female friends.
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23-05-09, 01:33 PM #4
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For DM & Vash:
As a new, young MD doing my residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed
when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had
unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up
from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you ?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard.
.' No doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was
an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
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23-05-09, 01:47 PM #5
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haha, I love cats.
Indid why did you resurrect this thread to post that? I don't see the nexus. Anyway I'm glad you did because I missed that cat blender thing the first time around.Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
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24-05-09, 05:48 AM #6
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Oh, I just didn't want to start another ubiquitous joke thread. I just searched & picked a random general joke thread. Starbie is reasonable, so I chose hers.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
