Sex on the job

[ecojeanne]

Have you or anyone you know ever fooled around with someone you or they worked with while in the workplace? Do you have any funny stories to tell? Where did you do it on the quiet (closet/office etc)? Did you ever get caught or get close to being caught by co-workers or anyone else?

[fishgreen6]

mm..interesting post..am going to keep my tab on this! good imagination..lol.;p

[Jbleezyj]

LOL I was just on the phone with a friend of mine and he told me that one of my co-workers from my previous jobs slept with our manager and he was married.

I was like wth. They did it when the store closed. I do not know why, his wife was pretty hot and the girl he slept with is ugly.

Well I quit a long time ago and she got promoted to co-manager at another store. Hmm I wonder why. LOL.

[fishgreen6]

eeeks! its piping up.....bong!! next.....

[misombra]

i was getting cozy with someone from work one time and the guy i was dating happened to stop by.

lol that was crazy. i was such a ho i had like ten boyfriends at a time.

[starbuck]

At a previous job, I used to hear alot of stories about office sex, but sadly no one named names or elaborated.

I posted a story about something related to this topic a while back. Let me see if I can find it.

[IndiReloaded]

Nope. I'm of the school that sex = hormones & work = intellect and never the two shall mix.

[Charlie Boy II]

My ex-housemate was a bar manager and he got fired for f-cking his ugly, depressive girlfriend in the toilets.

After that he sat down on the couch and barely got up again for three months, except to indulge in trice-weekly cocaine binges.

[starbuck]

Ahhh, here it is:

The last time I went to a club, I met up with these 2 guys who were friends of my sister. They lived in Jersey and wanted to go to a good club in New York City. So I took them to this club where a party was being thrown by the magazine I worked for. Both were attractive, but I had heard they were man-whores so I decided I was just going to dance with them and that was it. Well long story short, me and the 2 guys ended up going back to my apartment with one of the girls I worked with. One of the guys ended up having sex with her right on my living room floor, both of them buck naked! LOL. I made the guy I was with sleep on the floor in my bedroom while I slept in the bed and did nothing with him. He was probably saying, "Damn! I got the wrong one!" Hehe. It was a crazy night.

The girl in the above story was a coworker. I saw her the next day at work, and asked her if she got home ok and gave her a hug. LOL.

There was another incident where I was at a holiday party for the same magazine and got pretty smashed. I got into a cab with one of the editors who was drunk as well, and he proceeded to make out with me and feel my boobs. I just let him in my inebriated state. Nothing too scandalous happened though. The cab just dropped him off and then took me home. He apologized the next day at work. Awkward!

[vashti]

I slept with a guy who managed a store I was working in (like 1000 years ago). Anyway, he didn't show up to work after that night... it turned out that earlier that evening, he stole all the money from the cash register and left town after dropping me off at home.

[Gribble]

I slept with a guy who managed a store I was working in (like 1000 years ago). Anyway, he didn't show up to work after that night... it turned out that earlier that evening, he stole all the money from the cash register and left town after dropping me off at home.

God damn. I'd like to meet that man and shake his hand. I wish I had the balls to do something like that.

I also wish I had the balls to screw a girl on some other woman's living room floor right in front of her and her date. I guess I'm just a mild-mannered prude after all.

[snoz]

There was this one time and I doubt I'll EVER do again. When I worked at a bowling alley as we're closing up (leaving only me, my manager and the technician) I get a buzz on the cafe phone and my manager started sounding all seductive I thought she was pulling one of her pranks, we've been having little flirts here and there. Next thing I know I get a rather naughty message on my phone inviting me to her office and it took off from there.

The bad thing was her boyfriend just so happen to drop by that night (had a notice on the phone from the technician) and it was so hilarious as I sat there in the office (not wanting to get up for obvious reasons). I mean I considered to shake his hand for our first meeting but luckily I pulled back just in time.

Probably one of the most funny, spontaneous and worst thing I've done haha

It was hard not to burst out in laughter afterwards whenever we saw each other and I think to this day it still boggled everyone as to just what we were laughing about.