Annoying ass Sicilians and Chinese

[DoesntMatter]

Both my Sicilian roommate and Chinese suitemate never shut the fucck up. They are some of the most annoying motherfucckers I have ever known in my life

The Sicilian (who the typical Calabrian has traditionally always hated and now I know why) cannot stop beatboxing, even when he takes a shit. And it sounds horrible. He drums to any tune he hears or imagines he is hearing, and adds his own beats that aren't even there. He plays his music constantly, and the second I turn on mine he tries to drown it out with his. He leaves the door open when he leaves and I'm sleeping regardless of how many times I tell him not to and is basically the most self-centered fucck I have ever known. Needless to say he spent a lot of time in a daycare center as a child

The kid from China should have never been introduced to American hip-hop music. He listens to the same 6 or 7 songs over and over and over, only reinforcing the stereotype of the Asian penchant for repetition. He always likes to mention the stereotype of the Asian math genius yet Asians haven't contributed shit compared to Europeans in math. He'll talk about how much American soldiers suck in comparison to Chinese soldiers (he at least deserves this much credit: he is far more positive about the American people and the US in general than probably everyone on this board). Even as I type this I can hear him singing Aerosmith. Likewise the Sicilian sings non-fuccking-stop

What the hell is wrong with people? In this day and age, why in the fucck can people not use headphones? Do people think that everyone around them wants to hear their music? Fuccking annoying assclowns

[ecojeanne]

havin' a bad ass day, hey DM? i hear ya, fcuk 'em all

[DoesntMatter]

Yeah, because I can never rest around here with these annoying fuccking wops and chinks. The other day, after my roommate had been listening to music on his speakers for like 2 hours and finally stopped, I started to play some of mine and he then tried to DROWN OUT MINE by playing his. I asked him to stop and he didn't so I knocked him out of his chair and took out his speakers. But then today he's back to being an annoying fucck

[ecojeanne]

hahaha i can't believe you knocked him out of his chair, you're both crazy hehe, just ignore him and put on your headphones, he'll get bored soon enough when he see's its not annoying you or that you're not listening to him

haha you really are nuts DM, but a lovable nut

[Off2College]

well, last year my french exhange student roomie did yhe same thing. all ppl are the same.

[1averagejoe]

Times like those I'm happy I'm not in a dorm.

Invest in a good pair of Shure sound insulating earphones. I love them. They're awesome for flying as well, you won't hear jack shit with them in...including the engines on an airplane. Which isn't always a good thing lol. I've had people literally yelling at me before because I couldn't hear them.

I would happily spend another $100+ on another pair if I ever lost mine.

[Junket]

I can make light of your thread DM, but keep in mind the things you had posted in your "leaving LF" thread. If you continue to speak an instigative manner don't be surprised when it comes back to you.

[vashti]

DM, I think your menstrual cycle is in sync with mine and misombra's.

[DoesntMatter]

You can use my penis as a tampon if you want vash

[1averagejoe]

DM, I think your menstrual cycle is in sync with mine and misombra's.

In which case I'm going to lay low for a while...haha

When my ex was on her period I called it hell week. She turned into super bitch, the littlest shit set her off.

I'm all for the fact that men have periods as well, just with less blood.

[doppelgaenger]

Lol you mention math so damn much. Do you dream about numbers and shit?

[Junket]

That's funny, we had a game night with a bunch of new friends and by the end, conversation deteriorated to crazy mathematical theories.

[boobaa]

Ahahahaha, DM got together with hiphop faggots. Hiphop is so predictable in todays youth, boring. How old are your roommates? Is this college? I assume you in America go to college earlier... therefore miss some of the education also and are more stupid.

[1averagejoe]

I'm not going to lie...that's badass that you throw your roommate out of his chair. I don't think I could ever do that to someone. Good for you.

[boobaa]

Yeah, DM, you are a badass!