Dude, I cut my penis like 3 times.

[Junket]

I was trimming, and trying to get the underside, holding it very carefully as I maneuvered the industrial size clippers.

Well, after I finished there I was bringing down the clippers which were facing up, but let go of my penis at the same time, and it was like dropping my wang on a line of tiny scissors.

I have like 3-4 tiny cuts on my favorite part of my penis.

-insert sad face here-

[ransom_nite]

Jeez Fras your penis must hate you right now, guess your just gonna have to stick it in your GF's butt as an apology to him..

[Junket]

Jeez Fras your penis must hate you right now, guess your just gonna have to stick it in your GF's butt as an apology to him..

That's f*cking genius.

[Aeradalia]

Abuse! Abuse!... or would that be negligence?

[IndiReloaded]

That's almost a darwin award, Fras. Good thing you didn't cut them off.

[Gigabitch]

Dicksnipper.

[Junket]

Dicksnipper.

The world is so cruel sometimes.

I laid her that night though, so I guess it ain't so bad.

[doppelgaenger]

So in other words, the trees have been derooted?

[DoesntMatter]

Be careful with your penis Fras. You only get 1

[IndiReloaded]

Dicksnipper.

YOU'RE the one needs to write a book, Giga. Told you before.

LOL, The Adventures of Lil Dicksnipper.

With a forward by Loreena Bobbit.

[Illusional]

how the f*ck can you do this?? it's not brain surgery you know... also sometimes my nut sack kinda looks like a brain.

raverboy

[Gribble]

I would pass out after the first cut. Literally, someone would find me lying in a heap of my own pubes with my dick hanging out and a pair of clippers in hand.

[Illusional]

or your dick shriveled up from the shock or being torqued.

raverboy

[Junket]

or your dick shriveled up from the shock or being torqued.

raverboy

Actually, I got a major hard on.

[Indus18]

It's happened to me. Counter-intuitive though it may seem, ever since that day (I had 3-4 little cuts too) I never used a hair clipper on my genitals again (just around them), and instead switched to shaving shaft and balls.

I felt like a wrong move w/ a razor might lead to a little nick, whereas a wrong move w/ a clipper might lead to a REALLY embarrassing trip to the emergency room...