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Thread: I wish I were more poetic

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    I wish I were more poetic

    so I could write an ode to the beautiful women of college

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    but you can DM, just try it
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    so I could write an ode to the beautiful women of college
    Why not go the Hiaku route...

    Spring break has arrived
    Sun dresses and creamy thighs
    I jizz in my pants

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4"]YouTube - Jizz In My Pants[/ame]
    "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

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    lmao I've seen that video before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lite View Post
    Why not go the Hiaku route...

    Spring break has arrived
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    I jizz in my pants
    you mean Haiku?
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    let's write it together.
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    Poetry is easy as piss DM, just grab a piece of paper and a pen and write, you'll always end up with something.
    Pain is just weakness leaving the body...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indignant View Post
    you mean Haiku?
    Yes, that too. Another reason why I shouldn't write poetry when I'm very hungry. I misspell words like Haiku. lol
    "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

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    i like to watch you pace by me all day

    and feel your warmth of breath, my pretty play

    oh how i wish your body i could hold

    but this immortal beauty seems so cold

    and blah blah blah, can't think right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indignant View Post
    i like to watch you pace by me all day

    and feel your warmth of breath, my pretty play

    oh how i wish your body i could hold

    but this immortal beauty seems so cold

    and blah blah blah, can't think right now
    And, there are multiple forms of poetry. They do not need to rhyme necessarily.
    "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lite View Post
    And, there are multiple forms of poetry. They do not need to rhyme necessarily.
    i know, but traditional russian poetry has to rhyme. we don't have poetry that doesn't.
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    I think that any poem DM writes for a girl will be creepy since he... doesn't talk to any.
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    Yes I do. I have female friends here at school

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    Yes I do. I have female friends here at school
    You're a liar.
    I don't chase, I replace.

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    I enjoy writing limmericks

    and spam haikus.

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