Hah... I bet none of you have been in my situation.

[Steve007]

Hello, my name is Steve, I just recently made an acount on this site because I was bored and Rumble Fighter is not the place to find a girlfriend...

Anyways....

I bet I'd be banned before I could even meet anyone who would be a suitable girlfriend for me on this forum.

Anyways heres how my life situation is right now:

I am 17 years old. I dropped out of high school senior year, school is going on right now, but I do not like it, I hate how everyone in my high school are just gangsters and gangser wanna-be's.

I really don't like ghetto people, they intimidate me, and I'm quiet paranoid in school, I had to sit in the front seat because I came late on the second half the year, and everyone was looking at me and sh*t, forget that I stayed for about 3 minutes then left, hopped the gate, and took the bus to the place I live now.

I want a girlfriend, but then I also want sex. It's kind of weird, there are like, no girls in this world who would make the perfect girlfriend for me.

I basically want a loyal slut. I want a girlfriend who wants to have as much sex with me as I want with her. But even if I did have that, where would we do it??? There is absolutely no space or place in the house I live in atm to even do such activities.

I just hate how I'm 17, high school drop out, no car, no job, and it just seems that realistically I will not have a girlfriend until I have my own place, a car, and a job. But it sucks how addicted to sex I am, without even having it. I'm still a virgin, but my mind is not a virgin mind, but technically yes I have not had coitus so I am still a virgin. It sucks though because I watch a lot of porn, and I think I would be good at having sex, satisfying women.

Sometimes its my love for porn that makes me want to become a porn star, but realistically, I wouldn't know where to start. Also if I wanted to do that, I would have to go to LA or like, NYC where all that business happens.

Mainly I am just a confused 17 year old waiting til he's 18 to take the GED so I can try getting a job or going to college. I am going insane waiting until I turn 18 though, because its past April but before Augest. I have to wait more than 3 months thats for sure, in the meantime I'm just chilling, but also going insane. I really wish there was a way I could meet up with women and have sex, while still living the way I am.

Sometimes its not even that, sometimes I just wish I had an online girlfriend at least, one that I would really meet in real life eventually, one who would say she loves me each time we speak, and we would never log off without saying the three words to each other.

I wish I had a girlfriend who was as clingy as me and at least has webcam and a cell phone so I can stay sane while waiting to meet her eventually.

I know I will get some lame comments but, this is my life.

[Indignant]

yep, never been there

[Gigabitch]

Find someone older. Advertise yourself on craigslist as a willing sex slave waiting to be taken. (Just make sure the person you end up with is really a girl.)

Shit, I'd take you just on the merit of your grammar and punctuation skills alone, but I'm too old for you and it would piss my husband off if I were ****ing the houseboy.

[Steve007]

Find someone older. Advertise yourself on craigslist as a willing sex slave waiting to be taken. (Just make sure the person you end up with is really a girl.)

Shit, I'd take you just on the merit of your grammar and punctuation skills alone, but I'm too old for you and it would piss my husband off if I were ****ing the houseboy.

Thanks for the advice, I didn't even know that was what craigslist was used for!!!

The fact that you stated how you would take me just on the merit of my grammar and punctuation made me smile deep down. I would still like to be your friend though, my AIM is Dynomatic7. If you don't have AIM well, I would send you a PM but it says I need 15 posts, omg.... lol well AIM is easy to Download anyways, but if you use other things like msn yahoo messenger I have msn too, but uhh, you know that meebo.com thing is right?

Well I just want to talk with you via AIM or some form of instant messaging, I think I might be able to learn some things from you. :3

[RSK]

Either you are the dumbest 17 year old on the planet. Or you are a genius.

Let me explain the first. You say you want a girlfriend. And you do understand getting a job, earning money, and owning a car someday will be required. But, you decided to drop out of school because of 'gangsters'. Get back into school, screw what everyone else thinks. You may meet someone in you school, that is most likely! My advice, go back to school, finish senior year. Make a come back! You really need to listen to this song, it helped me during high school, here, I'll post a video...

[ame="http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya93JWrdxFc"]YouTube - John Mayer - No Such Thing[/ame]

Here is the second. You are a genius. You a college dropout. But so were so many other successful people. But I'm not sure their odds were great to make it successful. Trust me, no woman is going to want you unless you are in some kind of stable environment.

I hope you don't feel like I'm giving you lame comments. I almost don't know whether to believe your post, because it sounds almost too honest.

Anyways, I'm not the best at giving advice, but I am sure you will find other members here that may lead you to answers.

[Gribble]

Get your GED. Apply to a community college. Fill out your FAFSA. Depending on how much money your parents make there's a chance the government will foot most if not all the bill. The sort of idiots who make you feel uncomfortable in high school usually don't make it into college, and if they do they've usually changed for the better.

[Junket]

Thanks for the advice, I didn't even know that was what craigslist was used for!!!

The fact that you stated how you would take me just on the merit of my grammar and punctuation made me smile deep down. I would still like to be your friend though, my AIM is Dynomatic7. If you don't have AIM well, I would send you a PM but it says I need 15 posts, omg.... lol well AIM is easy to Download anyways, but if you use other things like msn yahoo messenger I have msn too, but uhh, you know that meebo.com thing is right?

Well I just want to talk with you via AIM or some form of instant messaging, I think I might be able to learn some things from you. :3

Oh my god.

No shame.

[misombra]

i'm a high school drop out too!!!

wooohooooooo!

[IndiReloaded]

I think you should go for the 'porn star' career. I've met several successful cruise-ship retirees who really enjoyed a satisfying career as a PPS. But, are you well-endowed? As in, like a tree trunk? You sound like a guy, so you better post a pic so we can give you an honest assessment of your chances.



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But, on the chance you aren't a troll (or a young man called DM), listen to Gribbles advice.

[bluesummer]

If you don't finish high school and get a job the only women you'll be having sex with are they ones you have to pay for.

But then, you'll be screwed because you'll have no money to pay for them.

[Steve007]

Get your GED. Apply to a community college. Fill out your FAFSA. Depending on how much money your parents make there's a chance the government will foot most if not all the bill. The sort of idiots who make you feel uncomfortable in high school usually don't make it into college, and if they do they've usually changed for the better.

hehe, I found this one to be true.

@ RSK

Dumbest 17 year old on the planet? Kind of harsh, but I forgive you.

And no, listening to stupid John Mayer will not get me through possible fights and getting shanked or jumped.

I've been attending high school for 3 years and I know for a fact I will not be able to meet any girlfriends there.

I know that I have a self-destructive problem with relationships. For example in my senior year I told this freshmen I loved her within the first 3 days of knowing her. Now she tries to avoid me and likes this one skater guy, thats the last I heard of her.

Later I heard from classmates who have the same classes as her that shes been talking alot of shit about me, pretty much when I started trying to forget about her. Then this fat ugly girl liked me, and uhg. I ****ing hate high school dating, its so stupid and artificial and will not last forever.

I hate high school, and everything to do with it, no I will not go back.

[Steve007]

I think you should go for the 'porn star' career. I've met several successful cruise-ship retirees who really enjoyed a satisfying career as a PPS. But, are you well-endowed? As in, like a tree trunk? You sound like a guy, so you better post a pic so we can give you an honest assessment of your chances.



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But, on the chance you aren't a troll (or a young man called DM), listen to Gribbles advice.

I'm not a troll, I'm just a desperate 17 year old boy who seeks advice or possible hook ups(ex: careers & or Girlfriends/friends).

I'm not sure if you know your stuff, but I've done some researching, and being in the porn business doesn't always mean having a huge schlong. It's about endurance... however if you are legit,(which I'm currently doubting, unless you can prove me wrong) maybe you might be able to hook me up with some type of career of being a pornstar?

Although I'm betting you won't be any help to me, so I'll let everyone know my other plan. Since big business in those industries are usually in NYC and LA, I will probably end up moving there and thats where I'll start. As for the rest, I have no idea what to do.

None of the porn sites have phone numbers or emails I can contact them at, so its like I can't even ask them anything, sigh.

when it comes to that career I dont know WHERE to start...

My realistic goals is becoming a massage therapist or a chef, something with culinary arts. =/

[Aeradalia]

I left High School in favor of an alternative school.. was faster paced and I graduated in less than a year (23 credits.. whoo hoo!)... So you might want to look into that? It'll make what's left of your studies short and sweet... without the bullshit of real highschool... and plus, you get a real high school diploma.

[Steve007]

I left High School in favor of an alternative school.. was faster paced and I graduated in less than a year (23 credits.. whoo hoo!)... So you might want to look into that? It'll make what's left of your studies short and sweet... without the bullshit of real highschool... and plus, you get a real high school diploma.

you mean independant studies? I should have stayed there for my senior year too, but I thought I would be able to get laid if I go to high school.... that was not the case.... =T I'm not as cool or as pimp as I thought I would be able to be, now I'm even more social anxiety than I was ever before.

But dwelling in the past only keeps you down so I'm not going to think or talk about that again.

Independant studies won't allow me to join when I turn 18 so I gotta go to adult school...

OH YEAH!!! I HAVE A QUESTION!!!

Do you have to ATTEND adult school in order to take a GED? Or can you just straight up sign up to be on a waiting list, and take the GED at a certain time and place?

[vashti]

You can just take the test, no classes necessary. And I don't think you have to wait to be 18, either. If you REALLY want to be smart, you will enroll in your local CC, and earn high school credit and college credit simultaneously (if your state allows), and then you can forget about high school.