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View Poll Results: how old is to old to be having sex
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<40
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>40-50
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51-60
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61-70
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70+
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you're never too old
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Thread: how old is too old to be..
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20-04-09, 03:09 AM #1
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how old is too old to be..
Gee..I thought I saw a pussycat. ~PCD
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20-04-09, 03:34 AM #2
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What? I didn't realize there was such a thing.
I'll be doing it 'til I die. Maybe quite literally, if I have some sort of heart condition. Can't think of a better way to go, though.Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
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20-04-09, 10:17 AM #3
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If you're more than 30% dust, then you're officially too old to be having sex...
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Btw.. whoever voted 40-50 must be a 'youngin'... cause the libido is definitely healthy at those ages..
"The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."
- James Allen
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20-04-09, 12:10 PM #4
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STD's actually spike when people reach old age because they're no longer worried about pregnancy so they don't bother with protection.
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20-04-09, 12:24 PM #5
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Never too old
Relationships are never a threat, cause I'll Erase the history and act like we never met
--Joe Budden
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20-04-09, 12:47 PM #6
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At some point the reproductive equipment stops working and that's the end of that.
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
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Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
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20-04-09, 12:55 PM #7
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I'll be doing it in my 70's. Assuming my wife is about 40 years younger than me or I've got the scratch to pay for prostitutes.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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20-04-09, 01:02 PM #8
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No such age.
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20-04-09, 01:20 PM #9
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Hugh Hefner. That is all.
Next question?
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20-04-09, 01:27 PM #10
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If the hardware works, I'm gonna use it.
"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
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20-04-09, 11:03 PM #11
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Any age, just don't let me know about it. The idea of a thrusting scrawny buttocks gives me the heebiejeebies.
