So I met this girl who I thought was Indian but turns out she's Sri Lankan. Which is great. Some people travel around the world and collect souvenirs or stamp their luggage. I want to **** a girl from every country. Never screwed a Sri Lankan, wouldn't mind adding that notch to my bedpost.
Also, I was helping her find a hotel in New York city. I did a google search and came up empty. I told her I found hotels for every place but Queens.
She laughed and said, "You said butt Queens."
I like a cute girl with a stoner's sense of humor.
Now I just have to, um, come up with a reason to break up with the girl I'm currently seeing. Which bites because I won't be able to crash at her place the days I've got to be at work early.
Or.... maybe I could just sample a little Sri Lankan "cuisine" and keep it to myself. Ahem. Anyway, I'm getting way ahead of myself. Just met the chick so it ain't like we'll be hopping in the hay right away, if at all. Time will tell.
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05-06-09, 05:49 AM #1
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I'm in Love
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05-06-09, 05:55 AM #2
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Um, where is the love part? This just sounds like your usual, unapologetic, gonadcentric self to me.
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I sort of assumed it was meant ironically before I even started reading.
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05-06-09, 06:19 AM #4
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When she said butt Queens I was smitten.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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Are you serious? Originally Posted by Gribble
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I thought you were really in love. I was all smiling and happy for you.
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
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Thank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
Why don't you make something out of yourself? I hope you're even worse in bed this time.
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What ya gonna do after you collect enough souldust over the flesh of these poor angels?
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ever done a Russian?
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how do you meet all these women, are you really hot or somethin'?
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hey, we should start a thread of nationalities that we fuked.
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baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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Nope. You offering? You dress up in a 60's outfit, I'll wear a tux. We'll drink Martini's, shaken not stirred, and I'll let you play with my pistol. Originally Posted by Indignant
I meet a lot more women than I ****. Believe me, I'm not even close to getting anything yet. I'm just overeager. Originally Posted by ecojeanne
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Sounds more like using people than love
That's okay, I used to think like that as well. About the notches, until I stopped and asked myself what the hell was I doing?
I still can't answer that question.Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
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don't you guys fear STDs?
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