this is funny!

[Pods]

1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, world facts and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with ASCII art, manicdotes, hangman and more
4 Use tools like thesaurus, translations and spell-check
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
Callandorsword: suck this
SmarterChild: No can do, Nonne.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
Callandorsword: hi
SmarterChild: Hi.

Let's talk.
Callandorsword: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Callandorsword: do you ahve any pets
SmarterChild: No, unfortunately I don't have any pets.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
Callandorsword: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Callandorsword: what do you like to do
SmarterChild: Lots of things.
Callandorsword: like what
SmarterChild: I like music, movies, reading... Same things as everyone I guess.
Callandorsword: suck this?
SmarterChild: Uh... I might do that. We'll see.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Callandorsword: lets do something for fun
SmarterChild: Let's have fun. Get your horoscope, play games or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
Callandorsword: 7
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.

More surveys are available at [url]www.rateyourself.com[/url]

Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:

1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
Callandorsword: 1
SmarterChild: Please type a number to select a survey in the Love & Romance category:

1 Female: Are You a Flirt?
2 Are You Over Your Ex?
3 Female: Are You Ready for Commitment?
4 Are You Right for Each Other?
5 Female: How Compatible Are You and Your Boyfriend?

Type "more" for more surveys.
Callandorsword: 4
SmarterChild: Are You Right for Each Other? (10 questions)

Relationships are a lot of work, but how much is too much?

How often do you argue?

1 Often
2 A few times a week
3 A couple times a month
4 Rarely
Callandorsword: 3
SmarterChild: How would you classify your arguments?

1 Intense, with lots of yelling and name-calling
2 Emotional, with you both getting deeply involved
3 Constructive - you air out important issues
4 Meaningless - you fight over silly things and don't take the arguments seriously
Callandorsword: 2
SmarterChild: After your arguments, how long do you stay angry?

1 Sometimes for as long as a week
2 Usually for a day or two
3 You generally make up right away.
4 It varies a lot.
Callandorsword: 3
SmarterChild: What do you argue about?

1 Various things
2 Only important stuff
3 Lots of little things
Callandorsword: 2
SmarterChild: When your mate asks you to have dinner with his or her family, you are:

1 desperate to think of an excuse to get out of it
2 willing to do it, although you would rather not
3 excited as you like spending time with your sweetheart's family
4 dependent on your mood at the time
Callandorsword: 2
SmarterChild: How often do you have sexual fantasies about other people?

1 Rarely
2 Occasionally
3 Often
4 Never
Callandorsword: i always have sexual fantasies about you
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Callandorsword: yup
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Callandorsword: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Callandorsword: because it is awesome
SmarterChild: What is it, exactly?
Callandorsword: my fantasies
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... You're not the first person to have said they like your fantasies.

I wonder what you like about your fantasies. Tell me something else about them.
Callandorsword: lots of white stuff
SmarterChild: Stuff? Lots of white stuff?
Callandorsword: yup
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Callandorsword: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Callandorsword: do you have a girlfriend?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
Callandorsword: o
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> You be the judge. Check out Rate-a-Buddy now.
Callandorsword: 2
SmarterChild: 2
Callandorsword: 3
SmarterChild: 3
Callandorsword: stop copying me
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
Callandorsword: quiz
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 Play trivia
2 Take a Rate Yourself survey
Callandorsword: 2
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.

More surveys are available at [url]www.rateyourself.com[/url]

Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:

1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
Callandorsword: 1
SmarterChild: Please type a number to select a survey in the Love & Romance category:

1 Female: Are You a Flirt?
2 Are You Over Your Ex?
3 Female: Are You Ready for Commitment?
4 Are You Right for Each Other?
5 Female: How Compatible Are You and Your Boyfriend?

Type "more" for more surveys.
Callandorsword: 5
SmarterChild: Female: How Compatible Are You and Your Boyfriend? (11 questions)

Are you two more like Romeo and Juliet or Mutt and Jeff? Some couples seem like they are made for one another, while others are like oil and vinegar. Which are you?

You go to your new boyfriend's house for the first time. You look around and your first thought is:

1 You can't find a clean place to put your jacket.
2 Your entertainment center would fit perfectly in his living room.
3 He has the same taste in art as you.
4 You would love to curl up on his sofa.
Callandorsword: 4
SmarterChild: You go to the video store with your boyfriend to rent a movie. You:

1 quickly find a new release you both want to see
2 have trouble agreeing on a movie
3 decide on a film you've both seen a dozen times, because it would be fun to watch it together
4 realize you have different movie tastes, but compromise
Callandorsword: 4
SmarterChild: You cook your favorite meal for dinner for your new boyfriend. He:

1 has two servings
2 claims he had a really late lunch and only nibbles at your creation
3 eats it, but does not seem impressed
4 asks you for the recipe
Callandorsword: 1
SmarterChild: If you and your boyfriend were spending a weekend together in a cabin in the woods and you wanted to read, he would probably:

1 complain, because you were not paying enough attention to him
2 be perfectly content to sit and read next to you
3 approach you periodically to get your attention
4 start cooking dinner while you relaxed
Callandorsword: he would probably sasy lets have sex
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Nonne.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
Callandorsword: sexual fantasies?
SmarterChild: Sexual fantasies?
Callandorsword: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Callandorsword: uhuhu
SmarterChild: What do you mean by uhuhu?
Callandorsword: it was good
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Callandorsword: yeah
SmarterChild: I see...
Callandorsword: what do you want to do
SmarterChild: Let's see...

Wanna take my movies survey?
Callandorsword: nah
SmarterChild: OK...
Callandorsword: suck this
SmarterChild: You want me to suck this?
Callandorsword: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Callandorsword: want to
SmarterChild: What's that?
Callandorsword: it is this
SmarterChild: It's this? So?
Callandorsword: suck it
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
Callandorsword: do you like it
SmarterChild: Sorry, what is "it"?
Callandorsword: mouth
SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about mouth. Do you like mouth?
Callandorsword: a lot
SmarterChild: Yeah?

I don't mean to be offensive it was just sort of funny.

[BillyGalbreath]

OMFG !!! It sounds like you are talking to a bot ?! HOW FUNNY !!! LOL

[Pods]

yup, he was talking with smarterchild

[Exodus]

lmao nice... i've done those bots before, they crack me up.