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    Quote Originally Posted by lhn View Post
    Haha Dogtoast, that really made me laugh!
    I do what I can.

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    I think if we held a "Love Forum Union," to get together in person and talk and have drinks..
    it would turn into a mass-orgy

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    Orgy... mmm...
    I want mine with chocolate...

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    2 more days til I get any ass.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    gosh i'm trying to remember the last time i had sex and i can't. i'm pretty much ignoring and settling in to spinsterhood. altho i definitely had an orgasm in my sleep the other night, i was dreaming about touching myself, i was pretty damn gooood. i knocked my frikin socks off. i can live with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    2 more days til I get any ass.
    lucky bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    i really wonder... wonder what you are like in person....

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    Huh? What am I like? I'm like a normal person!

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    Wait, girl68, I thought you were getting steady poon? Or did you break up with that one guy?

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    Take a look at my recently posted threads. A situation has arose whilst being in the relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    2 more days til I get any ass.
    theres a 50/50 chance of ass tomorrow for me.....(fingers crossed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    i really wonder... wonder what you are like in person....

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    hells yes! Getting your freak on with your hand just ain't cutting it.
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    Congrats, you now know I'm a freak
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    2 weeks into my 1 month bullshit. BULLSHIT. I just want dick.
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    Huh? What am I like? I'm like a normal person!

    i'm just wondering wassup with all the horny comments lately.. you weren't like this before. or maybe you were and i just never noticed...

    raverboy
    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    its no fun being horny anymore.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    Am actually thinking of going down the 'hiring' route to end this distress. I don't have a single bit of ass looking in my direction. God this is unbearable.
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    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    i'm just wondering wassup with all the horny comments lately.. you weren't like this before. or maybe you were and i just never noticed...

    raverboy
    I wasn't like this before because before there was no situation. Now there is a situation. I don't want to bring my previous thread to this one so if you wanted to you know, I have a whole thread on it.

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    Guess who's not getting any tomorrow? This lady right here. His oldest threw up at school today. Apparently she can't go to school tomorrow either.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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