I'm actually masturbating right now. I'm naked. I do it 5 times a day. *Sits here all relaxed & waits for a moderator to ban me*
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20-10-09, 06:51 AM #1
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I masturbate 5 times a day
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20-10-09, 06:53 AM #2
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Um, what makes you think you would be banned for that?
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20-10-09, 06:54 AM #3
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I would be banned for sharing it with the public bitch.
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20-10-09, 06:55 AM #4
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Well, if by "sharing" you mean you're going to post a pic, then yes, you will be banned. If you're just telling us about it, go ahead. Tell us ALL about it.
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20-10-09, 06:56 AM #5
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Ok I'm going to post a picture in a minute.
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20-10-09, 07:00 AM #6
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F u c k you moderators of loveforum.net
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20-10-09, 07:01 AM #7
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Camera get slippery?
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20-10-09, 07:01 AM #8
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What the f u c k does that mean?
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20-10-09, 07:03 AM #9
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Um... thought you were posting a pic. Come on, follow along.
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20-10-09, 07:04 AM #10
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Why not just ban me for trolling instead? If not I'll just start another thread about how I get off on trolling forums.
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20-10-09, 07:05 AM #11
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Because you're not the only one who can be a pain in the ass.
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20-10-09, 07:06 AM #12
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Heh heh heh.
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20-10-09, 07:10 AM #13
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Yesterday I got pulled over by a young hot blond female cop. She looked mid 20s in age. She wrote me a ticket for catching me not wearing my seatbelt. How sweet! She made small talk with me & had me sit in her cop car while she wrote the ticket.
She smiled & said "see you in court next month." It's only 25$ ticket. I won't have to pay court costs. She interrogated me about how come I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I couldn't come up with an answer except that it was uncomfortable.
I wonder how many other guys drive by her & say to themselves "please take me for a ride in your car in handcuffs!"
It gets even better when I go to court as I'll be standing before a female judge.
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20-10-09, 07:11 AM #14
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I'm cheating on my girlfriend by harassing moderators online.
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20-10-09, 07:12 AM #15
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