WTF is it with women?

[someonehelpme!]

I can't understand certain things. I'm a fun-loving guy with a funny side. I work in an office with other nice guys and during the day one of us will hear about something on the news, say... the Tiger thing and some of us will look up the drama and joke about it, no harm done. I guess passing the time?

Today I heard from a buddy that Riannah (Sp?) had some photos slip and I looked them up. Funny ha ha. Back to work. My girl found them on my phone in a text message to my cousin in a joke I sent him, needless to say she totally got out of hand. This is what I'm dealing with on a weekly basis, if it ain't one thing it's ten others. All I get is "why do you look up women on your phone, boo hoo." I can only take so much drama, so I tell her exactly how it went down, and to my suprise all she wants to do is make me out to be the worst guy on the planet, I've had it and it's really pissing me off!

Don't know what to do, I'm honest, and don't try to hide things from her, hence not deleting everything off my phone. It's a shame to avoid confrontations I would have to resort to deleting my phone history, well I'm not wasting my time, to be honest I don't want to be in a relationship that is so controlling. No x rated anything, strip clubs, funny texts, anything normal guys do, I feel like I'm 16 again with a overbaring parent instead of a partner. I'm not saying I would partake in any of the things mentioned above, but hey I'm american, plenty old enough, and just plain would like to feel free enough to do legitimate guy things without worry of a relationship nightmare.

If you can relate, please post, I might just get on once. I feel a little better I'm getting this out to some forum. Kinda like yelling on a mountain top I guess?

Ahhhhhhh

[CocoChanel]

Rihanna. As for the girlfriend, insecure much?

[vashti]

Yeah, some girls are over the top about that kind of stuff. if it's too much, I guess you should find a replacement - one with more self confidence.

(I'm not a male, though. Maybe they will tell you to tolerate it?)

[speakerspoke]

OK; looking up girls pics on your cell phone is semi-vulgar. Nothing wrong with porn or anything; it's just people and their cell phones are out of hand. lol I don't understand the obession, like omg a hot girl on my phone, why not look at one in like real life if you take your face away from the tiny screen. lol

Rant aside your chick needs to get a grip, have you considered askling her directly to have a reasonable conversation about all of this, or are these arguments taking place via texting/twitter? lol

[cheeze_guy]

I feel you man it's frustrating as hell. The thing is that not all girls are like that but every gal has something that she won't like you do. I guess it's all in how much you can tolerate because truthfully if you spend your time talking to other guys about how gorgeous those girls are how much time are you spending telling your girl how great she is. haha sounds stupid maybe but I know that when I am with a girl (i am a single guy at the moment) I tell her how beautiful she is like 20 million times a day not because I am lame but because I am a horny guy and if I am with a girl she is running through my head all day. I am not sayin you are not. just that reminding her that she is beautiful reminds her of the crap we feel. Okay so I am probably no help but for real there are worst things that a girl can get mad at and how mad she really is I guess makes all the difference because I have had a girl I needed to delete all the txts and shit and I am a faithful guy and have nothing to hide but if I know it upsets her I will just keep it away but if she asks me about it I am honest.

[speakerspoke]

I still don't understand why some people need to look at soft porn over their cell phones, it is kinda gross. lol

[Primo]

Look, women have pussies and can give you children. If not they would've been selectively exterminated as a species millions of years ago. Anyway, unless you're gay and want to suck dick the rest of life, chances are you'll want one of the two things I mentioned, or both, at some point.

Keep looking until you find one that's not a head case and you can live with her, it might take a while

[lahnnabell]

I don't think the inclination was to look at porn, but just curiosity because Rihanna's a celebrity. I'd get curious too, but I most likely wouldn't keep it on my phone.

Agreed. This chick needs to chill out.

[speakerspoke]

I don't think the inclination was to look at porn, but just curiosity because Rihanna's a celebrity. I'd get curious too, but I most likely wouldn't keep it on my phone.

Agreed. This chick needs to chill out.

You most likely wouldn't keep your porn on your phone?

Hmmm that means that while you most like would not, the possibility exists that you someday, may in fact, be a card carrying porn phone owner.

Your current boyfriend may be posting on this very message board someday after all, and when he does, rest assured, I'll be here to help. lol

[Only-virgins]

I'm a fun-loving guy with a funny side.

Which side is funny? I think that might make the difference.

[lahnnabell]

You most likely wouldn't keep your porn on your phone?

Hmmm that means that while you most like would not, the possibility exists that you someday, may in fact, be a card carrying porn phone owner.

Your current boyfriend may be posting on this very message board someday after all, and when he does, rest assured, I'll be here to help. lol

Haha, way to split hairs, dude!

[speakerspoke]

Haha, way to split hairs, dude!

F*ck off!!! You don't know what you're talking about!!!! lmao

[NeoSeminole]

Primo says:

"Look, women have pussies and can give you children. If not they would've been selectively exterminated as a species millions of years ago. Anyway, unless you're gay and want to suck dick the rest of life, chances are you'll want one of the two things I mentioned, or both, at some point.

Keep looking until you find one that's not a head case and you can live with her, it might take a while"

once in a while, a post comes along that is full of win!

[Spring Haze]

How about finding someone who doesn't feel the need to look through your phone.

[lilly1185]

:/ I pray you are not looking up anything non-work related at your office PC as that can be a fireable offense. That would really send her reeling.

Meanwhile, if she has other good qualities than these bizarre insecurities, just delete the crap off your phone. If you lock it or hide it, that'll start a chain of fun arguments that will likely end up with anything you have given her in the garbage disposal.

If there is a string of scenarios that leave you with the prickles and hates instead of warm and fuzzies, kiss the relationship goodbye. It will only get worse, especially if you have strippers at your bachelor party.