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    horny and not getting laid!

    damnit!

    I started my pills a week late so I'm using contraceptive foam as the 'alternate' birth control method.

    my guy is still hesitant to screw me.

    damnit! If he doesn't cum in me then there's no swimmers and if there are a few swimmers that get in those will be killed off from this foam shit. he's still nervous. so I'm not getting laid for a month.

    bloody hell.

    /rant!
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    He's controlling his seed, though if he's so weird about it why doesn't he just wear a condom and pull out?

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    I'd be all up for the rubber route but he's not. He'd rather screw his hand for a month than screw me with a rubber.

    LAME-O!

    And he *wonders* why I'm grumpy!? And it ain't 'cause I'm PMS-ing.

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    damn, tough break. Rampant Rabbit time?!
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    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    I don't have a 'rabbit' but something of equal use will need to be in play.

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    Oh, someone's going to the dark side. I would too. I need my regular HBI.
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    Poor girl68
    I feel your pain... everyday... for the last 4 months... and still counting...
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    HBI? Educate me.

    4 months bloody hell for you too! Fingers, dildo, vibrators, beads, porn- sometimes we all just need to get laid.

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    He's being responsible, I guess.

    If it were me though? You'd have to call me Spider-Man for all the "webbing" I'd leave on you.

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    Well I'm male so I aint using non of the suggested... I'm not that liberal lol.

    My hand aches.........
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
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    Hot Butt Insertion?

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    Horny Bitch Intervention
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    I like Chupa's better.

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    I'll bet you do, you dirty boy! Now bend over and take it like a man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    I'll bet you do, you dirty boy! Now bend over and take it like a man!
    No, I meant...

    Like, her not...

    Okay, fine.

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