I'm dating an ice cold bitch.

[Dave Hojak]

I don't know how the hell I got into this shit.

I met this girl at a bar three months ago. She was hot, and seemed pretty sweet. So I ask her out, and we start dating. After a month, she's still a fine lady, and it was all good, ok? Then, last month suddenly, this hoe just turned completely ice cold on me.

I don't know what happened. It's just been bitch, bitch, nag, nag like it's that time of the month every day of the month. She's become completely emotional and irrational. She wants to know where the relationship is going, and keeps asking when I'm gonna get a real job. Do I plan on working in tech support at EarthLink for the rest of my life, she asks?

Last night, she started in big time, and I was in absolutely no mood for it. I had gotten chewed out by my boss earlier for slacking off and downloading some porn (bukkake, lol). So I'm at home just chilling, playing WWE Day of Reckoning (I was the Rock!) and kicking some imaginary ass, just trying to ignore this psycho bitch I wish I wasn't involved with.

I'm doing really well, in the zone like I'd never been before. I was laying the smack down with perfection. Apparently this bitch couldn't stand not being the center of attention. She walks right in front of TV and screams "Listen to me when I'm talking to you, you asshole!" I'm trying to move my head around to the see the TV past her. I put the game on pause and told her get the **** out of the way. She got this big smirk on her face, and then turned around and, wait, actually turned the GameCube off!

That was it.

I stood up and looked down at her. The smirk started to leave her face. I'm a gentleman, and I would never punch a girl or abuse women like that, but at this point I was so pissed off at this bitch I slapped her right across the face as hard as I possibly could, and she feel down like some retarded gook kid getting nailed by a dodgeball. LOL! I can't tell you how good it felt to shut her up. She laid there in shock for a few minutes and then started bawling like a five-year-old. I was still pissed and didn't want to do something I'd regret, so I got my shit together and told her I was going to the gym for a while, and that I didn't want to find her here when I got back.

Anyway, I haven't seen her or called her since then. Do you think it's over at this point? Should I break it off and ditch this psycho bitch already? Or should I try to save this thing and hope it gets better?

[Fawn]

Even though I know you were mad, you still don't have the right to hit her. Sure she's annoying. But talking it out with her about the situation and why you were having a bad day would have more of an impact that physical violence.

Since your relationship has escalated to this level. I would suggest to move on and try and deal with your anger in other ways.

[Dave Hojak]

I didn't hit her! It was just a slap.

[SpladdelSUB]

Knowing women the way I do, she'll most likely call the cops and cry about abuse. Did you leave any marks?

[Dave Hojak]

No, I don't think so. I didn't abuse her though! It was just a slap, and she totally deserved it for bitching at me so much and messing up my game.

[GBRaul]

Just break it off! I have no idea why the hell you are still involved with her...

[Screwed_Guy]

I don't want to judge, but i'd never put my hands on a lady. Even just a slap. Maybe i'm just old fashioned like that.

[SpladdelSUB]

How else do you keep the broad in line? Women are like dogs; if you don't maintain discipline, they'll end up fouling the whole house.

Dave, luckily you did the right thing by not leaving any marks. Now if she gets the bright idea of running to the cops, she has no proof. The next time you have to put her back in line, smack her a tad bit harder. If she calls the cops, stab yourself a couple times with a salad fork, and then hand it to her. Trust me, she'll be in shock when you do this and will blindly grab the fork. Then tell the cops that you only touched her because she was stabbing you. I've done this a couple times to thwart uppity chicks, and it works every time.

[MVPlaya]

No, I don't think so. I didn't abuse her though! It was just a slap, and she totally deserved it for bitching at me so much and messing up my game.

Bro, seriously, it sounds like you're the psycho.

Sure, the bitch is toxic and you need to get rid of her. Not because she's messing up your time-wasting on the console, but because she's toxic, period.

I don't know what to say about you hitting her, you have issues. I understand that sometimes (rarely) slapping a woman is justified, but not to hit them "as hard as you can," and certainly not because you were "in the zone" playing on your GC.

Hitting women is reserved for times they:
1) destroy or really damage your property
2) try to cause you or a friend serious bodily harm
3) stepped way out of line in regards to what they said, and this doesn't mean swearing, this means something along the lines of "you and your whole family, are x, y, z, have no honor, worthless, etc."

Never had #'s 2, or 3.

[SpladdelSUB]

Bro, seriously, it sounds like you're the psycho.

Hitting women is reserved for times they:
1) destroy or really damage your property

Well, the whore did botch his game.

[GBRaul]

Well, it was only a game. The slap wasn't really justified for me too. But I couldn't live with a girl with such obsessive behaviour anyway, and I'm wondering why he didn't break it off with her earlier.

[Jenrick285]

Hitting a girl is never right, for whatever reason. You could have been the better person and just left if you weren't happy where you were and how things were going.

[MVPlaya]

Hitting a girl is never right, for whatever reason. You could have been the better person and just left if you weren't happy where you were and how things were going.

Why is hitting a guy right and hitting a girl not right?

[Killerbabe]

Haha. I don't think it's a big deal anyway, as long as a man doesn't seriously hurt a woman. An occasional slap is good - it brings you back to senses, it kind of reminds you of who's in charge. It can be sexy too! (Okay, here goes my perv/masochist side.)

Mike tried to "beat me up" with...a checkbook. Lol, that was pretty funny because I was running away from him screaming because it really did hurt!

Here's a little piece of friendly advice - don't slap girls, SPANK them, because

a) it's sexually gratifying!
b) due to a) no one will ever accuse you of hitting a woman
c) you can beat the HELL out of her butt and not have to face the police

[SpladdelSUB]

Why is hitting a guy right and hitting a girl not right?

It's a part of the feminization of our society. Women have forgotten their place, and sometimes need to be reminded. It's one reason I vote Republican.