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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Um, two words for you: Eric Massa.
    Ya know what?...I'm totally claimin that shit...he is badass...At least he went all out and didn't just tap his foot at a cop under a bathroom door and then try to deny it.

    I mean name a Republican who had tickle fights with male interns?...you can't make that shit up.

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    ****, I wish somebody WAS making that shit up. I really wish Dems could just keep it in their pants for, like, fifteen minutes. It's embarrassing.
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    OK.. I'm gonna respond to this thread again, and share something mind-blowing my woman plans to do today.

    She is free during the day today, but I'm at work. So she plans to go to my place, put some flowers in the kitchen, and masturbate on my bed. She knows how I love the taste and smell of her ejaculates, so she plans to get my sheets completely soaked.
    Geez... I'm getting light-headed just thinking about it.

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    Ew. Sorry man, that's way to close to sniffing dirty underwear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    ****, I wish somebody WAS making that shit up. I really wish Dems could just keep it in their pants for, like, fifteen minutes. It's embarrassing.
    I really don't care what they do honestly....but when ya do it and get caught you should own up to it....I just think its funny how many Republicans are so against gay rights and then get busted with male staffers or interns....I'm not saying all of them are gay...I just think its funny the ones that have got caught.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaius View Post
    OK.. I'm gonna respond to this thread again, and share something mind-blowing my woman plans to do today.

    She is free during the day today, but I'm at work. So she plans to go to my place, put some flowers in the kitchen, and masturbate on my bed. She knows how I love the taste and smell of her ejaculates, so she plans to get my sheets completely soaked.
    Geez... I'm getting light-headed just thinking about it.
    Actually that would piss me off....I wouldn't want her gettin my sheets all nasty without me...if she wants to masturbate thats cool but don't make a mess on my bed if I'm not there to enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaius View Post
    OK.. I'm gonna respond to this thread again, and share something mind-blowing my woman plans to do today.

    She is free during the day today, but I'm at work. So she plans to go to my place, put some flowers in the kitchen, and masturbate on my bed. She knows how I love the taste and smell of her ejaculates, so she plans to get my sheets completely soaked.
    Geez... I'm getting light-headed just thinking about it.
    Do you mean ejaculate or piss? I am still amazed at how many men can't tell the difference between the two. So many men I know claim to love watching porn inwhich women "ejaculate" all over the place, when in fact they were just pissing all over the place. It is my opinion that there aren't NEARLY as many women who TRULY ejaculate during an orgasm. Sure there will be vaginal contractions, maybe some excess vaginal fluid, but female ejaculation is not commonplace (again, this is my opinion based on conversations with men and women over the years). The "completely soaked" comment leads me to believe that she'll be pissing on your sheets. Make sure she wipes, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    Do you mean ejaculate or piss? I am still amazed at how many men can't tell the difference between the two. So many men I know claim to love watching porn inwhich women "ejaculate" all over the place, when in fact they were just pissing all over the place. It is my opinion that there aren't NEARLY as many women who TRULY ejaculate during an orgasm. Sure there will be vaginal contractions, maybe some excess vaginal fluid, but female ejaculation is not commonplace (again, this is my opinion based on conversations with men and women over the years). The "completely soaked" comment leads me to believe that she'll be pissing on your sheets. Make sure she wipes, lol.
    lol, that sounds too right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    Do you mean ejaculate or piss? I am still amazed at how many men can't tell the difference between the two. So many men I know claim to love watching porn inwhich women "ejaculate" all over the place, when in fact they were just pissing all over the place. It is my opinion that there aren't NEARLY as many women who TRULY ejaculate during an orgasm. Sure there will be vaginal contractions, maybe some excess vaginal fluid, but female ejaculation is not commonplace (again, this is my opinion based on conversations with men and women over the years). The "completely soaked" comment leads me to believe that she'll be pissing on your sheets. Make sure she wipes, lol.
    Interestingly, we actually talked about the subject. We have concluded, without a doubt, that it's NOT urine. The smell is completely different, and it tastes like diluted saline.... no trace of ammonia or urea at all.
    If I'm gonna swallow something, I make sure I do LOTS of research on it. It is indeed very rare, as I only know one other girl who does this.

    No it's not like sniffing dirty underwear because that's gross. I like what she leaves because it's her...and I love her deeply.

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    That's great then. Enjoy.
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    It's sniffing leftovers panties sheets, leftover are leftovers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    Do you mean ejaculate or piss? I am still amazed at how many men can't tell the difference between the two. So many men I know claim to love watching porn inwhich women "ejaculate" all over the place, when in fact they were just pissing all over the place. It is my opinion that there aren't NEARLY as many women who TRULY ejaculate during an orgasm. Sure there will be vaginal contractions, maybe some excess vaginal fluid, but female ejaculation is not commonplace (again, this is my opinion based on conversations with men and women over the years). The "completely soaked" comment leads me to believe that she'll be pissing on your sheets. Make sure she wipes, lol.
    I just had this conversation last night with someone...

    Anyway, the medical jury is out on female ejaculate, and the last I read about it, the women who "ejaculate" also tend to suffer from stress incontinence. So yeah, I'm okay with not squirting.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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