Last night I went to a college party. I didn't get home until 9:30 the next morning. My jacket is missing and from the state of what clothes I did bring home, it looks as though I rolled in the mud for shits and giggles.
I got some chick's number but I don't remember her name. She sat in my lap for a good portion of the night and morning. We discussed her lesbian experiences in graphic detail while I stroked her thigh with one hand and groped her ass with the other. She let me glimpse the merchandise, but we didn't have sex. Good thing, too. I'm not sure I could have found the right orifice, plus I didn't have a condom.
I don't remember much else, but I had a fantastic time, and all the little college boys watched in awe as I worked my magic with the most desirable chick there. Good to know I still got it.
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07-03-10, 04:02 AM #1
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07-03-10, 04:22 AM #2
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"we discussed her lesbian experiences" lol. Nice work, Gribble. So you going to call her or was that enough for you?
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07-03-10, 08:59 AM #3
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I got a girl's number last night, but the she went home with my best mate! haha, bitch. I'm about to go pick him up now.
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07-03-10, 09:09 AM #4
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are you talking about herpes?? hahah j/k.
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raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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That wasn't a girl, man.
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That doesn't sound like any fun. I think I'll keep my $300 leather jacket and stay at home lol.
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