jokes

[warmest heart]

drunk says to his friend if you wake and find you are died , what will you do ?
he said : I'll became crazy



a drunk lost his mother in the street then he asked someone , didn't you see a lady walks and I'm with her ?



two stupid men met a lion
the first threw a rock into lion then ran
and the second didn't run
the first asked him ,
why don't you run ?
the second said : I'm not who threw .

[Abu Omar]

heheeeh, the last one is funny, thx

[soso]

hahaha .............

[nahNiku]

yeah, drinking is bad but funny

[SinghTB]

There's a father with three children
The first asks: "Dad, why did you name me Lily?"
The Dad says:"Because a lily fell on your head when you were born".
The second asks:"Dad, why did you name me rose?"
The Dad says: "Because a rose fell on your head when you were born".
The last says: "HEey DAad!! DErr!" *retarded voice*
The Dad says: "Shut up Cinder-block!".

[asatkuna]

That was awesome. You made me laugh and brightened my day. I appreciate that. This forum rocks.

[ispoky]

hahahahaha the lion will f**k him up

[Indignant]

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
but the only seat left was taken by a well

dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular

"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!

This American should be put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir... you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."

[Petit Papillon]

OP you wanna joke ? Look in the mirror ....



J/K

[Raze]

How do you start a Jewish Marathon? Roll a Penny down a Hill.

[IndiReloaded]

How do you start a Jewish Marathon? Roll a Penny down a Hill.

Okay, I'd give this one multiple Thanks if I could.

[Raze]

How do you scare a Jew?

Turn on the oven.

[Petit Papillon]

Husband calls his wife:
-What do you prefer,bananas or strawberries?
-Why?Are you at the market ,my knight?
-No,at the pharmacy.

Hahahahahahaahha

[ecojeanne]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14[/url]

[boobaa]

Two fridges fell out from a crashing airplane. One of them sank to the bottom of the sea. The other one didn't.