Okay so I just got a text with a joke...I'm not sure if its all that popular but I had to share cause it cracked me up.

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him. He looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch cock, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to shaking him. The big guy says "whats wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says "what Exactly did you say to me? The big guy says "I saw your curious look and give you the answers to the questions everyone is always asking me....I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch cock, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.

The little guy says "Turner Brown?!"...Sweet Jesus I thought you said "turn around".

Made me laugh.