should I chop the thing off women?

[nowomannocry]

you don't want it. I don't want it. we'd all benefit from chopping it off.

being a unic would be super at this point.

[SirWagginston]

You should film yourself chopping it off, sell the footage, and use some of the money to surgically re-attach your penis. Then use another chunk of it to get cosmetic surgery and spend the rest at a strip club. The resulting contentment combined with your newly-stunning looks will soon have girls noticing you.

Make sure you have a buyer for the tape before you make it, though.

[vashti]

I thought eunuchs had their testicles removed, rather than the penis?

But if you want the penis chopped off, I suggest you sell the rights to perform the task over ebay. You might be able to make a lot of money from some really angry woman.

[SirWagginston]

You should sterilize it afterward so you can keep it, too. I bet it will make a sweet weapon. You could literally cock slap people!

[nowomannocry]

you people are hilarious XD

[everton11]

Or you can just chemically castrate yourself, I have given thoughts about it. That way you can be rid of the feeling and focus on career and if you want to, just stop taking the drug.

I'm researching the side-effects now.

[SirWagginston]

you people are hilarious XD

Doesn't it make you feel better?

[misombra]

You should film yourself chopping it off, sell the footage, and use some of the money to surgically re-attach your penis. Then use another chunk of it to get cosmetic surgery and spend the rest at a strip club. The resulting contentment combined with your newly-stunning looks will soon have girls noticing you.

Make sure you have a buyer for the tape before you make it, though.

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