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    "Shiv"? Is this some sort of new disrespectful action that I haven't yet heard of?
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    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    "Shiv"? Is this some sort of new disrespectful action that I haven't yet heard of?
    [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon[/url])

    Guess you've never been to prison.

    Neither have I but I have seen it in movies....Well I did spend a night in jail but that had more to do with my drunk friend thought it would be a good idea to call a cop a pig...next thing I know I'm over the hood of a cop car getting frisked.

    No charges pressed against me but they still treated me like shit and had me spend the night in jail....didn't get shived.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Oh ok. I thought that was referred to as being "shanked". Maybe its just a regional difference in speech? Anyway, back to bruises boobs
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    Also, on one of my bf and I very first dates she again was drunk and brought up not only the fact that my bf has a vasectomy (I wasn't aware) also she brought up my bf's ex wives tattoo, of his name. On her crotch.

    Yeah. She's that girl.


    And youre still hanging out with her because.... ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    Oh ok. I thought that was referred to as being "shanked". Maybe its just a regional difference in speech? Anyway, back to bruises boobs
    I've heard it both ways.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    it sounds painful I wonder if its like when a woman grab your balls and you're not prepared for it. Its quite a shock

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    boobs can take more of a beating than balls I think

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    I've never had 'bruised balls' but I am pretty sure that if I did, I would lie in bed for a few weeks.

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    Guys, I am so sorry!! I seem to have this genetic thing about stupid jokes. I should probably take QC's bruised boy pillows, more seriously. But you guys can joke about me , too. After all it's tit for tat. Tata, for now.

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