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    embarrassing erection moments?

    Guys share you embarrassing erection moments.

    Mine is once i was giving a class presentation in my college and for no good reason my penis started to rise, it rose so much that there was a clear buldge in my pants infront of the whole class, this one girl even laughed. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by shammi View Post
    Guys share you embarrassing erection moments.

    Mine is once i was giving a class presentation in my college and for no good reason my penis started to rise, it rose so much that there was a clear buldge in my pants infront of the whole class, this one girl even laughed. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    I bet the humiliation only gave you a harder stiffy you perv.

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    ^ i realised this is one down side of having a big penis. Erections are often so visable
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    Quote Originally Posted by shammi View Post
    ^ i realised this is one down side of having a big penis. Erections are often so visable

    Oh my God, give me a break. Shut up

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    ^ i have a big one, when its erect its always visable. Its hard to hide 8 inches meat inside your pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by shammi View Post
    ^ i have a big one, when its erect its always visable. Its hard to hide 8 inches meat inside your pants

    Ugh, no one cares dude

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    Why are you so obsessed with penises? Just go get a boyfriend already and stop lying about your junk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shammi View Post
    ^ i have a big one, when its erect its always visable. Its hard to hide 8 inches meat inside your pants
    Ever hide 8 inches in your mother's pants?

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    Damn. I read the title of the thread, and thought that it was serious, only to find that it's the usual brag-and-rag nonsense.

    Just for that, I'm not going to tell you my embarrassing-erection story.

    Too bad for you, 'cause it's a good one. Funny too.
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    I don't understand why a guy would be embarrassed about an erection at all. If I were a dude I would TOTALLY do everything I could to maintain a boner. I would love to be able to pitch a tent *sad*
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    Shammi is it long enough to make you put it in your own ass and shut up?
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    I usually get erections when I'm dancing with a girl. I can't help it, dancing is HOT. I'm not at all embarrassed by this, but I may have been my first 2-3 times dancing. That was so long ago that I don't remember, though.

    I've had some pretty random erections, though, but they aren't visible because I wear thick pants such as jeans which actually have a bulge already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shammi View Post
    Guys share you embarrassing erection moments.

    Mine is once i was giving a class presentation in my college and for no good reason my penis started to rise, it rose so much that there was a clear buldge in my pants infront of the whole class, this one girl even laughed. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life
    Stop bragging we all know you don't know how to use it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilly1185 View Post
    I don't understand why a guy would be embarrassed about an erection at all. If I were a dude I would TOTALLY do everything I could to maintain a boner. I would love to be able to pitch a tent *sad*
    Normally, an erection is an okay thing, but not always. There's a time and a place for everything; erections sometimes come along at the wrong time, in the wrong place. Besides, a nice hard, persistent erection that you can't do anything with is as painful as a toothache.
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