Greetings from a Sex God

[chastenor]

Hi Everybody

I am Charles from Milton Keynes in the United Kingdom. Just introducing myself. I have a weird and wonderful sense of humour and hope to have a laugh on here whilst, of course, respecting you all in the morning. My username is chastenor because my name is Chas and I am a tenor. When I was young I was determined to be the greatest tenor since Caruso. I have a magnificent powerful tenor voice but unfortunately I have no sense of key, which makes life a little difficult. I enjoy serenading the female of the species but she tends to retaliate by hitting me over the head with a blunt object. This probably explains the shape of my head.

When I admitted defeat I decided to become a Sex God and the greatest lover since Casanova. I have now succeeded in this ambition. There was a time when I was merely a babe magnet but I got better. The fact that I am overweight, 54 and single in no way invalidates my status as a Sex God.

I hope to hear from some of you. If you can make me laugh, so much the better.

Best wishes

Charles

[Ali-ninja91]

Hey Charles, and weird and wonderful is the best way to be! A bit like myself really!
Woo Milton Keynes!!!

I'm from Nottingham not far from you!

You must get a lot of excitement from your Job as a Tenor, I bet you have a lovely voice, I find that type of singing very... Umm whats the word... inspiring, it always makes me want to curl up and think about my life, I don't know why.

And I think everybody is a sex god in their own mind heeeheee

[Kagerou]

What an odd intro (in a good way!) hey!