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  1. 15-05-11, 11:22 PM #16
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    Q: Whats my name bitch?

    A: Jesus Christ

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    Mommy, am I a naughty boy? do you like your little boys cock inside your pussy?
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    All of the ones I can think of even make me blush a bit.

    What's a strange one that isn't mildly disturbing.. umm..

    Her: "Slap me across the face. HARD."
    Me: "No thank you."

    Oh.

    Her: "I can't believe she's getting married before me... let's go **** on her wedding dress."

    Wasn't actually during sex but was pretty funny.
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    Her: Bite me hard.
    Me: (biting a bit harder on her nipple)
    Her: I said HARDER, you prick!
    Me: (I chomp down, ready to taste blood and get a bandaid.)
    Her: Oooooh, **** yeah!
    Me: O.o

    And that was my introduction to pain and sex. Odd, but, it really got her going.

    Another one. I'm a bit loud when I climax, so I was in a hotel, and they had this small dense pillow. When I was cumming I grabbed it and put it over my mouth, and just let loose. When finished and exhausted, I said "That makes a great screaming pillow."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholas_V View Post
    ^ lol!

    Would have been more interesting if it was her thesis advisor calling!
    Yeah, that would have been pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    This is pretty funny. The way it is written, though...I felt like I was reading an X-rated version of Readers Digest.
    Why? Because I said it was my wife? If it makes you feel better, she wasn't at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Why? Because I said it was my wife? If it makes you feel better, she wasn't at the time.
    No, it was just the writing style. Wasn't meant to be a slight...it was just an observation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    No, it was just the writing style. Wasn't meant to be a slight...it was just an observation.
    Cool, just curious. Actually, wife was curious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erik View Post
    Q: Whats my name bitch?

    A: Jesus Christ

    So this was a Catholic raised girl, my next fantasy involves having a Muslim girl give me oral sex while wearing a Hijab

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik View Post
    Q: Whats my name bitch?

    A: Jesus Christ

    Edit- someone might actually do that.

    My friend once told me about how she was spanked during sex, then she said "Haha, that tickles!"

    I have no clue if that was true, but I laughed at that at the time.
    Last edited by Klim; 17-05-11 at 03:29 AM.
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    "Oh baby, yeah! Shake that bear!"

    Google it.
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    "Ride me princess!" by far the weirdest thing to be called lol
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    After really good sex I laugh loudly strange but true
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    whats wrong with that? u should be flattered..
    Quote Originally Posted by NytNrs&Mmartist View Post
    ROFL said the wrong name!!!

    The girl said "I love you jason jason jason..." (yes my name is jason) weirded abit when she said "I love your dick" (really?)
    ah the dangerous L word
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    Yes, the "L" word. My gf says, "I love your cock" all the time and recently said, "I'd love to be with you."

    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpEA5QGYJFQ]YouTube - ‪Mickey & Sylvia - Love Is Strange‬‏[/url]
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