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  1. 29-04-11, 03:53 AM #1
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    What's the weirdest sentence/phrase uttered during sex?

    For Entertainment Shits And Giggles For Teh Lol Purposes At The Same Time Be Honest.

    So look back on your past sexual partners... whats the weirdest phrase/sentence she/he said to you before/during/after sex?

    Ill tell you mine after you tell me yours...
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    you talk about sex a lot as in too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girl68 View Post
    you talk about sex a lot as in too much.
    I can talk about my work...[boring topic]
    I can talk about my mma training...[yet another boring topic]
    I can talk about my upcoming fight...[the other other boring topic]
    I can talk about something else boring like food music goals in life [yes boring things nobody gives a crap about]

    only thing interesting is talking about sex. so can you please start talking.
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    "Oh louise" ....Louise is NOT my name...
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    look below (edited cuz its a double post) sorry for my human mistake
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertz View Post
    "Oh louise" ....Louise is NOT my name...
    ROFL said the wrong name!!!

    The girl said "I love you jason jason jason..." (yes my name is jason) weirded abit when she said "I love your dick" (really?)
    ah the dangerous L word
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    It was dark in the room and we were cuddling. She says, "I like being with you." I respond (imitating the voice of George Bush, Sr.) "You are so much better than Barbara." And then imitating Ronald Reagan's voice, "Thanks, Nancy!"

    The gf practically jumped out of bed. I'm laughing. Then, I got punched in the chest.

    I can't help it. It was fun to get her riled up
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    Quote Originally Posted by NytNrs&Mmartist View Post
    ROFL said the wrong name!!!

    The girl said "I love you jason jason jason..." (yes my name is jason) weirded abit when she said "I love your dick" (really?)
    ah the dangerous L word
    Are you sure she said "I love your dick" and not "I love you Dick"?

    :p (just a joke - I hope)
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertz View Post
    "Oh louise" ....Louise is NOT my name...
    Know what "Rodeo Sex" is?

    That's where a man enters his partner from behind (doggy style), gets a good grip on her hips, calls her by some other woman's name, and tries to hang on for 8 seconds.
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    Years and years ago, during a 69 I came first... wife said "I win!"

    I lost it, laughed my ass off. Now it's an ongoing joke. Fortunately (for me) I usually win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Know what "Rodeo Sex" is?

    That's where a man enters his partner from behind (doggy style), gets a good grip on her hips, calls her by some other woman's name, and tries to hang on for 8 seconds.
    LMAO ! Sounds like a great game. Tempted to try it with my SO. Just gotta be prepared to sleep to on the couch for a few days ...
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    "I want your babies"
    ....plain awkward
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Years and years ago, during a 69 I came first... wife said "I win!"

    I lost it, laughed my ass off. Now it's an ongoing joke. Fortunately (for me) I usually win.
    This is pretty funny. The way it is written, though...I felt like I was reading an X-rated version of Readers Digest.
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    Another awkward situation:

    I'm screwing this woman from my graduate school cohort. Its been going on for a few weeks. One time, we're in the middle of it and her phone rings. She looks at me and says, "Thet is probably Bradley, my boyfriend. Continue ****ing me, but let's just do it quietly while I'm talking on the phone, okay?"
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    ^ lol!

    Would have been more interesting if it was her thesis advisor calling!
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