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    many faces of sex

    alright so there are about a million and one different ways to say that you're gonna have sex and what not. so i was wondering what are some of the weirdest terms that you have heard for the phrase of having sex. not your typical like f*cking or making love but something out of the ordinary.

    as for me, "poke squid" if one of the funniest that i've heard before.

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    "Waxing it"

    Thats the one my friends are using now. Fawking wierdos.
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    hrmm... that sounds like an action you would do to get rid of all the hair. but whatever floats their boat. hahaha

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    poke squid? omg thats hilarious.
    everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.

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    haha i think that it's a local thing.

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    that's pretty funny!

    uh, how 'bout 'getting ones dick wet'

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    "Lets do some laundry and turn on the Spin Cycle!"

    haha, love that one.


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    i forget where i heard this one. it's probably something that jim carrey would say.

    "doing the wild monkey dance"

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    if you can't do the dance like a wild monkey, then SPANK the wild monkey
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    We used the term "go bowling", and all sorts of references (i.e. my bowling shoes were the condoms, etc). It was fun. We could have a bowling conversation and nobody would know what we were actually referring to...

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    so when you "go bowling" what if you throw a strike?? would you consider that a strike out or a home run??

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    give me some action

    want some

    gettin busy

    doin the nasty

    get your freak on

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    those are all common ones.. put up something that we haven't heard before.

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