I have a fear of getting my dong caught in my zipper...

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 10:15 AM

..after watching "There's Something About Mary."

How do I conquer this crippling fear?

**iamaninnocentma** · 06-11-12, 10:16 AM

Kill yourself.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 10:18 AM

Nah, figurative dawg.

**ttylox** · 06-11-12, 11:23 AM

Then you should invest in a pair of button fly short pants. And some underwear.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 11:24 AM

Button fly short pants? Warrants a search engine query..Thanks!

**iamaninnocentma** · 06-11-12, 11:27 AM

While youre at it, you should also do a search query for "I think I'll die a virgin, because im a complete cunt". See what it brings up.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 11:28 AM

Hey! I am not a "cunt."

**iamaninnocentma** · 06-11-12, 11:29 AM

Yeah, my mistake, a cunt is useful and interesting.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 11:30 AM

Yeah, like your mom's!

**iamaninnocentma** · 06-11-12, 11:31 AM

Poor, very poor, like just your mom.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 11:43 AM

Hey, why don't you lay off my mom? (see what I did there?)

**iamaninnocentma** · 06-11-12, 11:44 AM

I cant get near her for the queue. Mostly jews though.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 11:45 AM

You have something against Jews? GOD BLESS ISRAEL!

**iamaninnocentma** · 06-11-12, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Love'sReject

You have something against Jews? GOD BLESS ISRAEL!

**** you, big nosed cunt.

**Love'sReject** · 06-11-12, 11:50 AM

Oy vey!!!!!!

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