Think about it: which kind of guys are chronically or eternally single? Guys who can't dance. Therefore, does it stand to reason that being able to dance well is one of the 5 most important abilities birds think guys should have?
As a white person, I am genetically predisposed to sucking at dancing. Damn genetics; taking away free will and all!
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24-11-12, 01:00 PM #1
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Is dancing the key to a bird's heart?
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25-11-12, 02:33 AM #2
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Can good dancing substitute for lack of personality? It seems like good dancing can lead to getting laid. Is that true?
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25-11-12, 02:35 AM #3
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Huh? No. I don't even dance. Are you joking?
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25-11-12, 02:35 AM #4
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Yes. I have told many guys that in the club that just sit there not getting laid.
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25-11-12, 02:40 AM #5
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LOL, well, if I only knew how to dance...but it is quite the bourgeois pasttime...
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25-11-12, 11:48 AM #6
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Get yourself some parachute pants and learn to break dance. It worked for MC Hammer.
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25-11-12, 12:18 PM #7
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I hate dancing and my husband can't dance. None of the people we hang out with can dance either. A good portion of the world can't and still find relationships. It's just those who try for the wrong people that find it a problem. Guys who don't like going out dancing shouldn't try picking up girls at places that involve dancing.
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25-11-12, 05:53 PM #8
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Find something new to troll about...
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26-11-12, 01:25 AM #9
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You've got to be doing this on purpose... If not, you've got an IQ of 80 or so.
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26-11-12, 01:49 AM #10
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Lol, calm down bro.
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26-11-12, 01:51 AM #11
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Anyway, I'm 22: I think I've seen enough of the world to understand how it works.
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26-11-12, 02:28 AM #12
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You think you're a wit - you're half-right.
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26-11-12, 02:30 AM #13
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Nah, dawg. Y u hating?
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26-11-12, 02:31 AM #14
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Anyway, before this thread gets further offtrack and before HIA calls me an idiot and questions why he responds to me, the idiot..
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just dickin' with the troll.
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