A Man Walked into a bar...

[HeartIsAching]

You'd think he would've seen it.

[HeartIsAching]

Two Irishmen walked out of a bar.

Hey, it could happen.

[basilandthyme]

Boom tish..

[HeartIsAching]

A man and his girlfriend are walking down the beach, and they come upon a dog licking his privates. The man looks down and says "Geez, I wish I could do that."

His GF says "You probably could."


"But you might want to pet him a little, first."

[HeheMan]

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Nun walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a ****ing joke?"

[HeartIsAching]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

[Wakeup]

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked him "Why the long face?"

[IndiReloaded]

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "Sorry, we only have plain."

[HeartIsAching]

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

[HeheMan]

A blonde walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says "What are you doing with that pig?" The blonde replies "It's a duck!" and the bartender says "I wasn't talking to you!"

[pcmaster]

The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh
father, how did you choose the names for your three children?" The great chief
replied "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after
the moment of his birth was a bear running through the woods; so I named him
Running-Bear. The morning your sister was born, the first sight I saw was a
beautiful star, so I named her Morning-Star. But why do you ask me such a
question, Two-Dogs-Fcking?"

[HeartIsAching]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

[KingZ]

I'll save you all the effort: http://anti-joke.com/