I just realized...

[KingZ]

This year is my 10th year here. Although I've come and gone; been banned many, many times; it has been 10 years now. Or, it will be in July.

They told me I'd eventually develop a fondness for you all.

They lied.

[smackie9]

Ya f uck you too lol.

[KingZ]

No. As a general rule, I don't get involved with Canadians.

Not that you aren't a qtπ, but Canadians share too many genes with the British, and the British disgust me. So you, by proxy, also disgust me.

Plus, last time I went to visit Canada for a couple weeks, that dickless piece of shit at the airport threw me into the immigration line, where 2 hours of my life were robbed of me.

[smackie9]

Ummm and where did most of the people come from to populate the 13 colonies?

Before the war of 1812, many Americans ended up settling in Canada.

[smackie9]

Oh and it's no differnt than the US border hauling us in for 2 hours for absolutly nothing. We were just going to get gas and some groceries just like everyone else. nothing like sitting in a line up at the border in heat of summer for over an hour as they go over everyone's car with sent dogs....paranoid f ucks.

[KingZ]

That's not even remotely comparable. The immigration officers had no reason to suspect me. I was going IN to Canada.

You, on the other hand, had every reason to be stopped. We earned our right to not pay $0.10 per plastic bag at the grocery store when we fought the British off during the American Revolution. Groceries and gas? I would have had you imprisoned.

[Rowen]

Haven't met you, but congrats.

[smackie9]

I don' get charged for a plastic bag in Canada. They give me money for using a reusable shopping bag, and plastic is free of charge.

***you lost to Canada and your country is broke ass poor and are owned by China now.

[smackie9]

To add it was never like that at Canadian customs until 911, we were forced into it by your government....not our fault that there is a huge bullseye on your counrty.

[KingZ]

Listen, woman. I don't know how they do things in that socialist shithole over there, but here in AMERICA, we give our people freedom. That's why everyone has us in their crosshairs. They're jealous of the freedoms we have and you don't. If Canadians could get all of the weed out of their lungs and actually get things done, maybe more people would be targeting you, too.


And in spite of all that bullshit you rattled off, we're still the greatest country in the world.

We invented Mountain Dew, capitalism, drug and gun control policies that work, and Jesus Christ.

You're welcome.

[HeartIsAching]

Lol .

[Wakeup]

All I'm gonna say is: Batten down your passwords everyone.

[smackie9]

More m'erican hot air fillin the place lol. It's no wonder we have global warming....

[KingZ]

All I'm gonna say is: Batten down your passwords everyone.

Especially smackie's. You can't make due with "cougar", even though it tells you where her mind was at.

[smackie9]

Even more m'erican hot air fillin the place lol. It's no wonder we have global warming....