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Its me again, back from the dead.

Anyways, its time to get back into the dating world and I found an incredibly beautiful (over the top in fact) young lady who for some reason has a strong...

She said they aren't having sex anymore... I think... Maybe my reading comprehension fails.


Either way, yeah, I wouldn't date a girl with a male roommate in a million years.

I've NEVER known...

Yeah, I told her just to do whatever she is comfortable with, I have no problems seeing her or not seeing her. Though that was a mistake, original plan was about an hour and a half ago and I'm about...

Just don't talk to exes unless your hammered and WANT to embarrass them.

Lol its almost the automatic response to an ended relationship.

OH MY GOD I MIGHT DIE ALONE, reaction: Fall in love with new someone (usually someone whom you have an existing relationship such as...

It's actually only been 2 months now by my calculations, not 3.

Alright, I didn't know if it was OK to ask for shit back or not. If its ok I'll text.
It probably is thrown out though.

So I left my fiance like 3 months ago because she was cheating and I packed up what I could in 3 minutes and left. Important shit like my laptop and the stuff I thought I'd forget about later.
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Show your girlfriend some respect and trust that she isn't just going to plow the first guy that hits on her.

If you don't trust her or respect her that much, then leave her.
That's the answer if...

Hey thanks for offering the help!

First of all, despite my name I am a man, so lets just get past that.

I've recently lost 24lbs (was at 25-28% body fat before, down to 3 abs popping through...

Exactly, at least Escorts are doing it for money and not just attention lol. But we did meet many nice women who were not escorts in Vegas. I guess when you're used to having to fight and spend...

So I'm living in a small town turned city. It's literally a cesspool of filth.

Do I bother looking for women here? Or is the entire world filled with women with less dignity and self-respect...

It's mind over matter, develop some self-control. There are exercises you can do, put a pizza beside some spinach, eat the spinach instead.

That said, I bet you would lose 20lbs if the ONLY...

I don't have a photo because my life is a hurricane right now, barely time to even post this, but:

It's been 30 days and I currently weigh 176lbs and have been putting on muscle mass, so fat loss...

Apparently you guys have never worked a suicide help line...

This is text book....


Seriously dude, think about your life in fractions. How old are you now? What percentage of your life have...

Has he pretended to listen to you for more than 5 minutes at a time? Probably expecting to get laid then.
lol... joking.

It's pretty obvious though if a guy wants to get laid. If he likes you...

sounds like a lunatic.

This might be a little over the top, but the all time most arousing thing for me was this sex game where you spin the dial and kiss what it points at.

Well let me tell you, getting kissed over and...

My load increases drastically if i haven't masturbated that day. But my load is always quite monstrous, unless I masturbated just before sex (I always seemed to do this, get horny assume g/f will...

Did you know that almost 90% of boobs filmed in movies have the nipples covered up with green patches? Editing takes care of that later. A good example is the 'nipple sucking' scene in grandmas boy...

Fair enough. But have you ever thought about this... Maybe its because I haven't had sex in like 3 months and am about to go crazy... But I'm pretty sure purses are designed to look like vaginas...

Why? I didn't say you should have 18 kids and then stone your wife to death for looking at another man did I?

If a girl ever asked me if I paid for sex before the answer is obviously a yes.

Whether you spend $80 for quickie with a hooker or $300 on gifts and suppers and gas and clothes and shoes and...

As a man I think a penis with foreskin looks like some sort of ****ed up purple tape worm escaping from an intestine, but only when the penis is small with an over abundance of foreskin.

In...

I think I'm more like a genius ahead of his time. In 300 years they'll rediscover the internet and my post and they will say, Why didn't we listen to this Cosmo of infinite wisdom, we could have...

My best wedding advice is stay as far away from each other as much as possible no matter how much you miss each other, its the only way to keep the passion alive. You don't want to kill it, but you...